101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Two for the Show/An Officer and a Gentledog (1997)

Jeff Bennett: Roger Dearly, Lt. Pug, Sgt. Tibbs, Swamp Rat, P.H. DeVil

Quotes 

• Lt. Pug : Come on, come on, cadet. Move your spotty chicken behind and cross that road.

  Spot : Why?

  Lt. Pug : If I wore boots, I'd have four good reasons why!

  Spot : Sorry, Sir, but I can't cross the road without a reason why. It's a chicken thing.

• Tripod : So, what took you so long? Pokey.

  Lucky : You think you're so cool, Tripod.

  Tripod : Cool. And fast.

  Lt. Pug : Listen here, loser boy. We don't need no cryin' babies whining and squalling about how they got beat fair and square by a three-legged dog!

• [first lines] 

  Lucky (segment: "Two For The Show") : Aw, man. I could have nailed that without even trying.

  Game Show Host : Oh my, no winners today. But tune in for the next Squeal of Fortune, when fabulous farm animals make fools out of themselves. For next week's grand prize, a genuine autographed Thunderbolt bone.

  Lucky (segment: "Two For The Show") : Wow, I'd give anything for a shot at that bone.

  Swamp Rat : Psst. Lucky. Come here, my boy.