101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Two for the Show/An Officer and a Gentledog (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Lucky

Quotes 

• Steven the Aligator : I promise I won't eat you.

  Lucky : Sadly, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me today.

• Lucky : Rolly, are you alright?

  Cadpig : Looks okay, except he's about to plummet to his doom.

• Lucky : Give me a sentence in 25 words or less.

  Cadpig : Okay, I'll give you 8 words: You're the biggest little tyrant I've ever met!

  Lucky : That was 9 words.

• Lucky : I know you're smart, Spot, but how do you handle pressure? Solve this simple word problem in say, thirty seconds.

  Spot : Ah-ha, no problem! Two trains are heading toward each other, one at twenty-five miles an hour and the other at forty. They're fifty miles apart and getting closer on the same track, but with no time to throw the switch, they collide, head on. All aboard perish and it's all my fault!

  Lucky : Next.

• [last lines] 

  Colonel : Lucky, my boy. Tripod told me what happened near the end of the course. I find that kind of sacrifice *highly* commendable. Shows character.

  Lucky : So, do I get to be a top dog, like Tripo?

  Colonel : 'Fraid not.

  Lucky : How about a rematch?

  Colonel : Nope.

  Lucky : Why not?

  Colonel : Oh, it wasn't a race, boy. You didn't have to come in first. You just had to come in. And you not only finished, you helped a friend. So what you did, son, is a sense of pride. And that's a medal that won't ever tarnish.

• Tripod : So, what took you so long? Pokey.

  Lucky : You think you're so cool, Tripod.

  Tripod : Cool. And fast.

  Lt. Pug : Listen here, loser boy. We don't need no cryin' babies whining and squalling about how they got beat fair and square by a three-legged dog!