The Fast Show (TV Series)
Episode #1.4 (1994)
Charlie Higson: Various Roles
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Quotes
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Various Roles : [Voice over] It's an hour before dawn and Elsa Richardson has already been to meet the returning fishing fleet. Elsa is the head of the marine research department at Durham University.
Various Roles : I am the head of the marine research department at Durham University.
Various Roles : She has spent the last 6 years investigating pollution in the north sea.
Various Roles : I've spent the last 6 years investigating pollution in the north sea.
Various Roles : These fish from this morning's catch all display the symptoms of mercury poisoning.
Various Roles : These fish from this mornig's catch all display the symptoms of mercury poisoning. As you can see from the state of the gills.
Various Roles : As you can see from the state of the gills - I'm sorry!
Various Roles : As you can see from the state of the...
Various Roles : As you can see from the state of the... Sorry!
Various Roles : As you can see from the state of the...
Various Roles : As you can see from the state of the... You go first.
Various Roles : As you can see from the state of the gils. The fishing agency...
Various Roles : The fishing agency here in the North East of England has been... I'm sorry, I thought you'd finished.
Various Roles : As you can see by the state of the gills, these fish are suffering...
Various Roles : Although, to tell you truth, I am not really interested in fish. So why don't you push off.
Various Roles : Hmm. As you can you see by the state of the gills...
Various Roles : You haven't got any friends, have you?
Various Roles : Just a fish.
Various Roles : Thought so.
Various Roles : [Elsa is seen walking up on a flight of stairs] Elsa Richardson is a sad and lonely woman. Her only friend is a fish and she has a fat arse.
Various Roles : I HEARD THAT!
Various Roles : There now follows an advertisement for Northern types.
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Various Roles : Ted, I... Ted, I... I... I just wanted to say, I'm... I'm... sorry!... and...
[Ralph turns and walks away]
Brilliant : Oh! Lord! It was my fault, sir!
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Various Roles : [Bob Fleming reviews a couple of fiery shotguns] They really were a pair of tasty birds, if a little tough. Now there's...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : Excuse me! Really not much to choose between these two guns...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : In terms of action and accuracy. But you will...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : You will notice a marked difference in weight...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : The gun...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : The gun on my left here, the...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : ... The box is...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : The gun on my left here...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : The box is...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : The box is...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : The gun...
[Coughs]
Various Roles : On my left here...
[Cough. Shoots the celling]
Various Roles : The gun on my left here. The box is...
[Coughs. Shoots bucket]
Various Roles : The gun on my left...
[Coughs. Shoots the window]
Various Roles : The gun on my left...
[Cough. Shoots the camera]
Various Roles : .