Paul (2011)
Kristen Wiig: Ruth Buggs
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Quotes
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Ruth Buggs : Fuck-a-roo, that was the best titty-farting sleep I have ever had.
Paul : I got a feeling that you're new to cursing, Ruth? Look, cursing's fun, you just gotta pick your moments, okay?
Graeme Willy : Hey, maybe we should stop for some food, is anybody hungry?
Paul : Fuck yeeah!
Ruth Buggs : You bet your big fat cock I am!
Paul : Nice!
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Ruth Buggs : The world is 4000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design.
Paul : [offscreen in the bathroom] That's horseshit!
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Ruth Buggs : [after 'partaking'] I'm hungry. We should cook up some sausages. Do we have any sausages?
Graeme Willy : Uhh...
Ruth Buggs : What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh I have wasps in my brain!
[Ruth falls over]
Paul : She'll be fine. That happened to me the first time.
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Ruth Buggs : So everything that I have been told my whole life, is just a big fat lie? Do you know how that feels?
Graeme Willy : Look. Just because your truth, isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth.
Ruth Buggs : That's easy for you to say.
Graeme Willy : It's really not.
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Ruth Buggs : Sorry you got killed by my dad.
Graeme Willy : That's fine. D'you want to try that kiss again?
Ruth Buggs : Fuck yeah.
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Ruth Buggs : You bet your hairy love-eggs!
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Paul : [Lighting a joint and takes a hit] Do you guys partake?
Graeme Willy : No. Thank you.
Ruth Buggs : I'll partake.
Paul : Are you sure? It's pretty strong shit. I get it from the military. I think this is the stuff that killed Dylan.
Graeme Willy : Bob Dylan's not dead.
Paul : [smiles] Isn't he?
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Ruth Buggs : So there's no Heaven? No Hell, no right, no wrong, no sin?
Graeme Willy : Well...
[pause]
Ruth Buggs : I can drink?
Graeme Willy : If you like.
Ruth Buggs : I can fornicate?
Graeme Willy : Maybe.
Ruth Buggs : I can curse?
Graeme Willy : Well, yeah.
Ruth Buggs : [gleefully] Penises!
Graeme Willy : Ruth...
Ruth Buggs : Assing hairy boobs poop farting buttholes!
Graeme Willy : Ruth, I'm not sure this is helping...
[Ruth grabs Graeme and kisses him]
Graeme Willy : Wha... What are you doing?
[Ruth grabs his hand and puts it on her breast]
Graeme Willy : Aah! Stop it!
Ruth Buggs : Why? Why should I?
[grabs Graeme's crotch]
Graeme Willy : [winces] This is... because... you have your whole life to explore new things. Okay? Doesn't necessarily mean... you should be exploring mine right now.
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Ruth Buggs : Well ain't that a bag of tits.
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Ruth Buggs : My Weed!
