Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Clara Bagley : Gracie, when your father fell on his head, what was he doing up in a tree?

  Gracie Allen : Oh, well that's because he was nearsighted. You see, there was a woodpecker tapping up in the tree but my father didn't realize that so he climbed up to see who was knocking on the door. Why did you ask?

  Clara Bagley : I-I-I... I don't know!

• Gracie Allen : I'm awfully sorry, but my husband, this gentleman who's going to sleep in the guest room and cook his own meals from now on, is very, very stubborn.