It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac Is a Serial Killer (2007)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : [Dennis walks out with a turtleneck and a clipboard as Mac arrives for a blind date] Who are you here to see?
Mac : My friend Sandy.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?
Mac : I have no idea.
Dennis Reynolds : Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?
Dee Reynolds : [walks out] Oh, hello, Mac.
Dennis Reynolds : Not so young and attractive, is she?
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Dennis Reynolds : [the gang talks about the city's serial killer as Mac suddenly walks into the bar] This guy got laid last night!
Mac : [nervously] No, I didn't!
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, you did. You didn't come last night.
Mac : Yes, I did!
Dee Reynolds : Yeah, those are the same clothes you were wearing yesterday.
Mac : No, they aren't. They're different clothes.
Dennis Reynolds : Hey, what's with those scratches on your neck?
Mac : Scratches? What scratches? I've... I've gotta take a piss. Stop asking me questions.
[runs into the bathroom]
Dee Reynolds : Well, that was weird.
Charlie Kelly : I wonder what got into him.
Frank Reynolds : Serial killin'!
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Frank Reynolds : I'm going to go oil my chainsaw.
Dee Reynolds : What?
Dennis Reynolds : Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?
Frank Reynolds : Oh, we do... because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance... a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Dennis Reynolds : He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
Dee Reynolds : I don't get it... at all.
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Dee Reynolds : [to Dennis who is hiding in bushes] Dennis!
Dennis Reynolds : Dee! What the hell are you doing? Get out of here! You're gonna blow my cover.
Dee Reynolds : This seems extraordinarily dangerous.
Dennis Reynolds : Dee, that is the point of being here. This is the area of the highest concentration of murders by the serial killer.
Dee Reynolds : I know, that's why I feel like a sitting duck out there.
Dennis Reynolds : Well, you volunteered for this, sis, okay? As you recall, I didn't want to use you as the bait: You do not fit the profile.
Dee Reynolds : [annoyed] I fit the profile, Dennis!
Dennis Reynolds : That's the right attitude.
[refers to Dee's breasts]
Dennis Reynolds : Now, pull these out or something. You need to look sexy for this guy. Otherwise he's never gonna... come on.
Dee Reynolds : I just feel this is a very inappropriate outfit for how cold it is out here.
Dennis Reynolds : Is it cold out here?
Dee Reynolds : [irritated] It's freezing!
Dennis Reynolds : See, I don't feel that. I have a down jacket, a wool blanket... It's a very toasty situation I got back here. Get back out there, Tiger. You can do it! I believe in you.