- Jughead Jones: Golly, I wonder how he does that? But then, that's what makes him a principal and me a jughead.
- Mr. Weatherbee: There's no time like the present, Miss Grundy. Eh, where's the list? Why don't you just call me... tiger?
- Miss Grundy: This is the last time I ever wear Crank Case # 5 cologne.
- [giggles]
- Miss Grundy: It drives them out of their skulls!