Psych (TV Series)
Rob-a-Bye Baby (2007)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
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Quotes
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McNab : Listen, I got a call about two creepy dudes hanging out on the playground.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Really? I haven't seen anything, but I'll keep my eyes open.
Shawn Spencer : Yeah, we've just been here hanging out in the bushes.
[pause]
Shawn Spencer : Oh, boy...
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Karen Vick : Look, I'm trusting you both to be professional and to keep this matter completely confidential.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You got it.
Shawn Spencer : If you knew how many secrets I was keeping from you already, you'd totally trust me.
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Shawn Spencer : Gus, you're not going to find a nanny on the internet. If they're posting there, they're already too desperate. It's like online dating. Remember when you went on matchmaker.com?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You mean when you posted a profile of me without my knowledge?
Shawn Spencer : Right, and all the women who responded were complete freaks.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's because you said you were looking for a woman strong enough to hold me.
Shawn Spencer : I didn't think they would take it literally.
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Shawn Spencer : Psycho there's been scribbling in her diary from the moment I walked in.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : So? Maybe she's just creative.
Shawn Spencer : It's the same sentence over and over again. Now I don't know what that sentence is, but there is no configuration of words that would make that behavior acceptable.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Look over there. The one in the overalls, she seems to be using reverse psychology on the ten-year-old, which is actually a pretty good idea.
Shawn Spencer : You know what's not a good idea?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : What?
Shawn Spencer : Pineapple and movie popcorn-flavored jelly beans.
[spits out the candy]
Shawn Spencer : That's disgusting.
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[trying to guess what their "important" case might be]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I know what it is. Last night on the news, I heard something about a blimp.
Shawn Spencer : Blimp rides.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Blimp rides!
Shawn Spencer : Shotgun.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You can't call shotgun on a blimp!
Shawn Spencer : You can call shotgun anywhere except a crowded movie theater.
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Jamie : Which one is yours?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Oh, no kids. Just me. So what are your thoughts on discipline? Do you spank?
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : You mean, after I scoured the city and couldn't find anyone, you just stumbled upon a nanny responsible enough for chief Vick?
Shawn Spencer : That I did.
Henry Spencer : [holding and talking to the baby while attracting a whole group of nannies in the play yard] Give me a little... whoop... whoop.
Shawn Spencer : And you gotta admit - the man knows how to work a baby.
Henry Spencer : [suddenly spots Shawn] Shawn!
Shawn Spencer : [to Gus] Don't look back. Just keep walking.
Henry Spencer : Shawn! Shawn! Where are you going? Come on, you said five minutes! Don't... Don't you dare leave! Shawn!
Henry Spencer : [suddenly looks at the baby] I'm smelling something really foul coming out of this thing!
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Shawn Spencer : I need to get more information on those two nannies from the park. Maybe get into that agency where they both work.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : And how do you plan on doing that? It's not like you can pretend you're a nanny. The agency does do extensive security checks on who they hire.
Shawn Spencer : But not necessarily on the parents who hire them. Come on, buddy, what do you say? Do a little cameo in "My Two Dads"?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That show was canceled for a reason, Shawn. I'm sorry, you're going to have to find someone else to co-parent with.
Shawn Spencer : I was going to let you be Greg Evigan.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Nannies are essential parts of today's working nuclear families.
Shawn Spencer : They're babysitters who drive.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : None of these nannies will talk to me. Even the kids are avoiding me. Tell me the truth. Do I smell weird?
Shawn Spencer : Nah, just the usual jerk chicken and new car smell.
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[touring a crime scene]
Shawn Spencer : So this is where Mr. Teatime got steeped.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That doesn't even make sense.
Shawn Spencer : Got brewed? Got teabagged?
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[Shawn and Gus learn their important case]
Karen Vick : It involves a nanny.
Shawn Spencer : Nanny serial killer? Nanny on the run?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Nanny arsonist?
Shawn Spencer : Does she drive a blimp, by chance?
Karen Vick : No. I need you to hire me a nanny.