Goosebumps (TV Series)

My Hairiest Adventure (1996)

Courtney Greig: Lily Turnbull

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Quotes 

• Larry Boyd : Hey, Lily. Did you notice anything last night, where you rubbed that Instant Tan on? I mean, like, uh, involving hair?

  Lily Turnbull : Hair? What do you mean?

  Larry Boyd : I mean, hair, you know, like where you don't expect to see it.

  Lily Turnbull : Are you growing some unexpected hair?

  Larry Boyd : No. Are you?

  Lily Turnbull : No. Are you?

  Larry Boyd : No. I just thought maybe you...

  Lily Turnbull : I what?

  Larry Boyd : Growing hair in weird places. Never mind.

• Larry Boyd : [narrating while being chased by dogs]  I'd like to meet the guy who said dogs are a man's best friend. Get away and leave me alone you dumb dogs! This isn't the first time this has happened either. Every time these mutts see me, they start chasing me like I have a pocket full of liver. It's humiliating. Hear me wheezing? It's because I have these stupid allergies. The doctor said, "No running." That's easy for him to say, he doesn't have a pack of slobbering hounds running after him all the time.

  [Larry climbs a tree] 

  Larry Boyd : I hope no one saw me, I must look like a real jerk. Well, I guess I should look at the bright side. Dogs can't climb trees. Ha ha! Try and get me now. So much for the bright side.

  [the tree branch that Larry is sitting on breaks and he screams] 

  Larry Boyd : Nice doggies, go home, doggies.

  Lily Turnbull : Go on! Get out of here!

  Larry Boyd : [narrating]  That's Lily, my best friend.

  Lily Turnbull : [to the dogs]  Beat it!

  Larry Boyd : [narrating]  She's pretty cool, you know, for a girl. She always wears this gold coin around her neck and she has the wicked eyes- one is brown and the other and the other is blue.