- Hauntleroy: I simply cannot tell a lie, Sabrina, I tricked Batso and Ratso into bathing Hot Dog with some of Aunt Hilda's Magic Potion No. 73...
- Sabrina Spellman: 73?
- [gasps]
- Sabrina Spellman: That's an old, old formula. I, I don't even know the remedy for it. Oh, magic light in the West, show me the remedy that is best.
- Sabrina Spellman: [to Jughead] My cousins need a good part time job, they could babysit Hot Dog for you.
- Hot Dog: Yech! I'd rather be dropped off at the pound!