- Mum - Sue: Can you climb over and help him?
- Auntie Angela: Help him... how?
- Mum - Sue: Well, hold it.
- Auntie Angela: Hold what?
- Mum - Sue: The box, otherwise it'll go everywhere!
- Ben: I'm not weeing in a box!
- Karen: She must know she's fat, 'cos if she looks in the bathroom mirror and then she sees a fat lady...
- Karen: When you die, do you think you'll get dug up by foxes? 'Cos that's what happened to my hamster.