One Day at a Time (TV Series)

Male Jealousy (1979)

Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper

Quotes 

• Ann Romano : [trying to settle a spat between Schneider and Max]  Awww, Schneider, can't you see the boy envies you? You're a bachelor. Married men always envy a bachelor's total freedom.

  Barbara Cooper : That's right, Schneider, you can do what you want, when you want, how you want.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, I can do 'what' and 'when', but the days of 'how' are long gone.