- Henry Willson: You gotta tan everyday. Stop picking at your fingernails. We'll get you drama lessons, we'll fix your posture, and then that voice of yours... That's tinny. So next time you get a cold, I want you to drive up into the mountains and holler like a banshee. That'll break your vocal chords, and when they heal, you'll have a nice, low baritone.
- Rock Hudson: I should... maybe write this all down.