- Constable George Crabtree: Oh, sir! You have to try one of these. I've had four already this morning; it's the damnedest stuff.
- Inspector William Murdoch: What is it?
- Constable George Crabtree: Coffee! I've only ever heard of it. Big in Europe, apparently.
- Inspector William Murdoch: [Murdoch tastes it and grimaces] Terribly bitter.
- Constable George Crabtree: I thought so too at first, but it grows on you.
- Inspector William Murdoch: Why on earth would they serve this when we have tea? I don't see *this* catching on.
- Constable George Crabtree: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure, sir.
- [last lines]
- Julia Ogden: William?
- Inspector William Murdoch: Yes, Doctor?
- Julia Ogden: Do you like coffee?
- Inspector William Murdoch: Yes. Yes, I do.
- Julia Ogden: Because the club makes the most delicious brew.
- Inspector William Murdoch: Do they, now?
- Julia Ogden: Imported from Turkey, in fact.
- Inspector William Murdoch: That would be wonderful.
- Inspector William Murdoch: Did his teammates ever quarrel with him?
- Coach Kane: As I said earlier, Detective, these boys are like family.
- Inspector William Murdoch: In my experience conflict can arise in even the closest of families.
- Coach Kane: Not this one.
- Inspector William Murdoch: When people lie, their body also undergoes stress.
- Constable Henry Higgins: So, if we use your new mograph thingy thingy...
- Inspector William Murdoch: Then we can scientifically measure whether a man is lying.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: [Sarcastically] I've got one of those at home. It's called a wife.
- [first lines]
- Boy #1: One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty. Ready or not, here I come!