- Kevin Nealon: I should warn you that whenever I do a talk show, my goal is to, uhm, replace the host.
- David Spade: Oh. That's very possi...
- Kevin Nealon: Hang, hang on one second, I gotta take a break, and then we'll be back.
- [audience laughs]
- Erin Foster: We actually are here 'cause we were told we were doing the Kevin Nealon show.
- David Spade: A member of Celine Dion's crew was electrocuted during a set up for her show. It wasn't a technical glitch, he just asked how old she was.