- DCI Gene Hunt: Bobby Moore?
- Chris Skelton: Footballer.
- DCI Gene Hunt: Yes I know who Booby Moore is numb nuts. Why would anyone want to blow up Bobby Moore!
- Ray Carling: Well he was in Escape To Victory.
- DI Alex Drake: Obviously I wouldn't do this in real life. I don't shag thatcherite businessmen, no matter how cute they are. I am merely going to piss off that part of the Id that spewed up my mother.
- DCI Gene Hunt: Personally I have no desire whatsoever to see your boney, privately educated bottoms but it's good for morale.
- DI Alex Drake: Please?
- DCI Gene Hunt: No.
- DI Alex Drake: I'll let you stamp my bum.
- DCI Gene Hunt: I'll get me coat.
- DCI Gene Hunt: D.I. Bollyknickers, you appear to be drunk in charge of a handbag and dressed like a tart again.
- DI Alex Drake: Oh piss off you lardy fascist.
- DCI Gene Hunt: We'll make a copper of you yet.