Quotes
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[Stephen has asked what cornflakes were originally used for]
Johnny Vegas : Putting in mattresses for monks to prevent masturbation.
Stephen Fry - Host : Johnny Vegas, Take some points!
Johnny Vegas : You're joking!
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Stephen Fry - Host : You're picking on me and I won't have it!
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[Johnny has given a nonsencical answer]
Alan Davies : My headache is coming back!
Stephen Fry - Host : The short answer is no. The long answer is BLEEP no!
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Stephen Fry - Host : I want to live in your world, Johnny Vegas!
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[During the discussion about the use of yogurt at the sanatorium set up by the Kellogg brothers]
Stephen Fry - Host : They would follow a water enema with a yogurt enema - a pint of yogert, half taken orally and half anally
Jimmy Carr : Well, you want to sort out which is which!
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Stephen Fry - Host : [describing elephant dung] It takes a week to pass through their bodies.
Alan Davies : Imagine that!