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The Maiden Heist ()


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A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.

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Roger Barlow
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Lead Villain
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Docent
Patricia B. Till ...
Rude Museum Patron
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Rose Barlow
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Donnie (as Bhavesh R. Patel)
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Curator
Philip Dorn Hebert ...
Needlebaum
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Charles Peterson
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George McLendon
Jim Chiros ...
Sculptor
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Starving Artist
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Bob
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Warehouse Foreman
Anthony Cascio ...
Tony (as Anthony M. Cascio)
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Shipping Supervisor (as Naheem R. Garcia)
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Humming Security Guard
Bart A. Piscitello Jr. ...
Pauly
James Welu ...
Museum Executive
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Assistant Museum Director
Peter Darrigo ...
Phil
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Danish Guard
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Dale F. Appel ...
Screaming Woman (uncredited)
Ellen Becker-Gray ...
Woman in Boston Public Gardens (uncredited)
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Rick (uncredited)
Joshua Brown ...
Museum Guest (uncredited)
Gail Bruno ...
City Dweller / SUV Driver (uncredited)
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Brian (uncredited)
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Museum Guard Jordan Smalt (uncredited)
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Janitor (uncredited)
Desiree April Connolly ...
Museum Goer / City Dweller (uncredited)
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Security Guard (uncredited)
Victoria Cyr ...
Woman Walking Poodle (uncredited)
Elisangela DiAlencar ...
Museum Goer (uncredited)
Roger Dillingham Jr. ...
(uncredited)
Beau Douglas ...
Adam Roffman (uncredited)
Vincent J. Earnshaw ...
Museum Patron / Public Garden Pedistrian (uncredited)
Scott C England ...
Museum Executive (uncredited)
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Art Dealer (uncredited)
Shawn Fogarty ...
Art Shipping Co. Personnel (uncredited)
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Museum Patron (uncredited)
David J. Garfield ...
Shipping Manager (uncredited)
Albert Gornie ...
Warehouse Employee (uncredited)
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Car Driver (uncredited)
Patrick Mel Hayes ...
Warehouse Manager (uncredited)
Mark Hemphill ...
Shipping Company Personnel / Van Passenger (uncredited)
Eric Hofer ...
Danish Guard (uncredited)
Lawrence Hollie ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Edmund J. Janas ...
City Dweller (uncredited)
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Victoria's Secret Shopper at Park (uncredited)
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Park Goer (uncredited)
Haytham Kandil ...
Art Buyer (uncredited)
Glenn W. Kane ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Jon Korzeniowski ...
Dock Worker (uncredited)
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Museum Visitor / Arts Fair Artist with Booth (uncredited)
Robert Masiello ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Paul McGillicuddy ...
Boston Police Officer (uncredited)
Todd Mello ...
Security Guard (uncredited)
Luis Moco ...
Allen (uncredited)
Tarek Moussa ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Michael P. O'Toole ...
Pedestrian on Phone (uncredited)
Giovanni Pantaleo ...
Boston Police Officer (uncredited)
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Diner Patron (uncredited)
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Carlos (uncredited)
Roger ...
Dillingham jr (uncredited)
Edward A. Sherman IV ...
Officer Montfort (uncredited)
Billy Silvia ...
Security Guard (uncredited)
Lars-Erik J. Siren ...
Dutch Raver (uncredited)
Ben Skinner ...
Frisbee Player (uncredited)
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Dog Owner (uncredited)
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Frank (uncredited)
Vyvian B. Stevens ...
Art Festival Tourist (uncredited)
Kal Thompson ...
Tourist (uncredited)
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Milton LeRouge (uncredited)
Amanda Wall ...
Little Danish Girl in Museum (uncredited)
Donald Warnock ...
Curator (uncredited)
A.G. Wilde ...
(uncredited)
Rob Williams ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Jimm Wilson ...
Museum Goer (uncredited)
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Model (uncredited)
Darryl Wooten ...
Newspaper Vendor / Driver (uncredited)
Adam Zalt ...
Shipping Company Personnel / Van Passenger (uncredited)

Directed by

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Peter Hewitt ... (as Pete Hewitt)

Written by

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Michael LeSieur ... (written by)

Produced by

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Dennis Brown ... executive producer
Morgan Freeman ... executive producer
David Glasser ... executive producer
Peter Hewitt ... executive producer (as Pete Hewitt)
William J. Immerman ... executive producer
Bradley Jenkel ... executive producer (as Brad Jenkel)
Michael LeSieur ... executive producer
Jonathan McCoy ... line producer
Lori McCreary ... producer
C. Cory M. McCrum-Abdo ... associate producer (as Cory McCrum Abdo)
Rob Paris ... producer
Kim H. Winther ... co-producer
Bob Yari ... producer

Music by

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Rupert Gregson-Williams

Cinematography by

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Ueli Steiger ... director of photography

Editing by

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Carole Kravetz Aykanian ... (as Carole Kravetz)

Editorial Department

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Doug Delaney ... digital intermediate colorist
Ben Hasler ... post-production coordinator
Jennifer Hatton ... first assistant editor
Matthew W. Johnson ... digital intermediate editor: Post Logic Studios
Harry Muller ... color timer
Tim Schmidt ... digital film restoration
Leland Sexton ... post-production assistant
Betsy Solorzano ... digital intermediate producer

Production Design by

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Chris Roope

Art Direction by

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Gershon Ginsburg

Set Decoration by

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Lisa Nilsson

Costume Design by

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Ha Nguyen

Makeup Department

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Deena Adair ... hair stylist: Mr. Freeman
Michael Hancock ... makeup artist: Mr. Freeman (as Mike Hancock)
Brenda McNally ... key hair stylist
Thomas Nellen ... makeup department head
Marielena Ramirez ... key hair stylist: Puerto Rico
Sherryn Smith ... key makeup artist
Candy L. Walken ... hair department head (as Candy Walken)

Production Management

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Buddy Enright ... executive in charge of production
Jill Greenblatt ... post-production manager
Jonathan McCoy ... unit production manager
Linda L. Miller ... executive in charge of production
Ines Mongil-Echandi ... production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

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Paul F. Bernard ... assistant director
David Eric Chapman ... second second assistant director
Branko Racki ... second unit director: Boston
Adam T. Weisinger ... additional assistant director
Kim H. Winther ... first assistant director
Eric Yellin ... second assistant director

Art Department

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Jason Allard ... propmaker
Paula Bird ... scenic artist
Ralph Contrado ... scenic
Daniel J. Courchaine ... charge scenic artist
Gina B. Cranham ... set designer
Dayne Deboer ... carpenter
Zack Gorman ... set dresser
Matt Harrington ... gang boss
James D. Hurd ... propmaker (as James [Jake] Hurd)
Alexander James ... scenic artist
Deborah Kehs ... set dresser
Hannah King ... scenic artist
Jason Mayoh ... storyboard artist
Butch McCarthy ... leadman (as John 'Butch' McCarthy)
Adam McClain ... carpenter
Janine Moore ... assistant property master
Amy Morrison ... assistant set decorator
John F. O'Neil ... property master
Scott T. Pina ... construction coordinator
Eugene Pope ... general foreman
Paul Raymond ... set dresser
Benjamin Regan ... propmaker
Michael Ricci ... construction gang boss
Adam Roffman ... on set dresser
David C. Romano ... shop steward
Timothy Rowcroft ... additional on-set dresser
Robert Smedley ... prop maker
Debra Sugarman ... additional props
Chris Sullivan ... art department coordinator
Nicholas Tzikas ... art department production assistant
Meaghan E. Stone ... props (uncredited)

Sound Department

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Rick Ash ... re-recording mixer
Ryan Baker ... utility sound
Gregg Barbanell ... foley artist
Jonathan Coomes ... foley editor
Brian Courchine ... boom operator
Alan Freedman ... adr mixer
Robert Getty ... supervising sound editor
Danielle Ghent ... dialogue editor
Justin Herman ... sound recordist
Mark Purcell ... sound recordist
Eric Raber ... sound effects editor
David J. Schwartz ... sound mixer
Alec St. John ... supervising sound editor
Lucy Sustar ... foley mixer
Paul Tirone ... adr recordist

Special Effects by

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Ken Gorrell ... special effects supervisor
William 'Billy Jack' Jakielaszek ... special effects technician
Bruce E. Merlin ... special effects foreman
Brian Ricci ... special effects coordinator

Visual Effects by

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Briana Aeby ... visual effects bidding coordinator: Frantic Films
Melissa Best ... compositor
Jonathan Butchard ... visual effects production coordinator: Frantic Films VFX
Tim Christensen ... digital compositor: Frantic Films
Mark J. Flores Corpuz ... digital compositor
Safiya Gili ... digital compositor (as Safiya Ravat)
Elias Gonzalez ... matte painter
Theodor Groeneboom ... digital compositor
Christoffer Hulusjö ... digital compositor
Jiwoon Kim ... digital compositor
Simon Martinsson ... digital compositor
Tricia Pifer ... visual effects producer: Frantic Films
Matthew Sabourin ... filmout coordinator
Jane Sharvina ... 2d supervisor: Frantic Films / main title designer: Frantic Films
Jeevan Singaram ... digital compositor
Richard Sällqvist ... digital compositor
Allen Tracy ... visual effects editor: Frantic Films Los Angeles
Anne Trotman ... digital compositor
Shawn Wallbridge ... systems administrator
Karin Eunson-Ross ... visual effects production manager: Frantic Films (uncredited)

Stunts

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Marco Bianco ... stunts
Jophery C. Brown ... stunts
Scott Burik ... stunts
Chris Colombo ... stunts
John Copeman ... stunts (as John M. Copeman)
Jim Ford ... stunts
John Gilbert ... stunts
Paul Marini ... stunts (as Paul M. Marini)
Jeff Medeiros ... stunts (as Jeff S. Medeiros)
Luis Moco ... stunts
Dino Muccio ... stunts
Brian Peters ... stunts (as Brian A. Peters)
Christopher Place ... stunts
Stephen A. Pope ... stunts (as Stephen Pope)
Branko Racki ... stunt coordinator
Brian Ricci ... stunts
Keith Siglinger ... stunts
Aaron Vexler ... stunts
Caroline Vexler ... stunts (as Caroline Leppanen)
Haytham Kandil ... stunt rigger (uncredited)
Paul Marini ... utility stunts (uncredited)
Jeff Medeiros ... stunt driver (uncredited)
Luis Moco ... utility stunts (uncredited)
Dino Muccio ... utility stunts (uncredited)
Brian Peters ... stunt double: William H. Macy (uncredited)

Camera and Electrical Department

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Lee Ayrton ... rigging electrician
Woody Bell ... best boy grip
Adam D. Bouchard ... electrician
Arnold F. Brown ... rigging electric
Dave Cambria ... best boy electric
Lon Caracappa ... rigging electric
Joshua Dreyfus ... rigging best boy electric
Stephen Drinon ... first dolly grip (as Scott Drinon)
Tim Dunbar ... electrician
Dru Dunnaway ... rigging electrician
Geoff Eads ... electrician
David Eubank ... first assistant camera: "b" camera
Dan Furst ... video assist operator
Eric Goddard ... electrician
Sean Hadley ... grip
Brian Heller ... aerial cinematographer
Dan Hutchinson ... shop electrician
William T. Iversen ... technocrane technician
Brendan Keefe ... generator operator
Tom Keenan ... dimmer board operator
Mark Killian ... second assistant camera: second unit
Dan Kneece ... camera operator
Michael Kowalczyk ... film loader
David LaCarubba ... camera production assistant
Zoraida Luna ... second assistant camera
Gordon D. Manson ... electrician
Roger Marbury ... rigging gaffer
Anthony T. Marra II ... key grip
James R. Mitchell ... rigging electric
Phil Nason ... rigging electrician
Joey O'Donnell ... second assistant camera: "b" camera
David Puopolo ... rigging key grip
David C. Romano ... grip
Gilberto Rosario ... best boy grip (as Gilbert 'Gilo' Rosario)
Dave Rudolph ... grip
Shawn S. Ryder ... grip
Joe Sanchez ... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Matt Stenerson ... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Walter Thomson ... still photographer
Jon R. Tower ... chief lighting technician
Greg Wimer ... first assistant camera

Casting Department

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Joe Cappelletti ... adr voice casting
Randi Glass ... casting: new york
Katy Joyce ... extras casting assistant
Angela Peri ... location casting / principal casting
Jodi Purdy-Quinlan ... extras casting
Susan Shopmaker ... casting: New York
Matt Bouldry ... casting assistant (uncredited)

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Katalina Iturralde ... costumer
Parrish Kennington ... principal set costumer
Alyson MacInnis ... set costumer
Faye Sevilla ... costume supervisor
Cathie Valdovino ... costumer: Mr. Freeman
Eric Van Wagoner ... costume supervisor
Taryn Walsh ... key costumer

Location Management

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Gregory Chiodo ... first assistant location manager (as Greg Chiodo)
Nathan Ehrlich ... location assistant
Jeff N. Maclean ... location manager
Hyunsoo Moon ... location assistant
Lucas Nalepinski ... location scout
Josias Tapia ... location manager
Joshua Youman ... assistant location manager / second assistant location manager

Music Department

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Ryeland Allison ... musician: drums
Mark Berrow ... musician: violin
Thomas Bowes ... orchestra leader
Tony Clarke ... composer: additional music / musician: guitars and charango
Laurence Cottle ... musician: trombones and bass
Richard Cottle ... musician: organ
Christian Davis ... assistant to composer
Richard Glasser ... music supervisor
Richard A. Harrison ... music editor
Alastair King ... conductor / orchestrator
Steven Kofsky ... music coordinator: studio
The London Session Orchestra ... music played by
Jen Monnar ... music editor
Jamie Talbot ... woodwinds
Christopher Willis ... additional music
Nick Wollage ... score engineer & mixer
Warren Zielinski ... musician: violin
Rachel Bolt ... musician: viola (uncredited)
Chris Clad ... musician: violin (uncredited)
Katia Lewin Jablonsky ... score mixing assistant (uncredited)
Bruce White ... musician: viola (uncredited)

Script and Continuity Department

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Lisa Arnone ... script supervisor
Liliana M. Molina ... additional script supervisor
Tracy Scott ... script supervisor

Transportation Department

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Robert Gaskill ... driver: cast
Josiuan Rojas ... transportation coordinator: puerto rico unit

Additional Crew

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Nathaniel Arocho Cruz ... production assistant
Anthony Beaudoin ... production financing provided by
Elizabeth A. Bell ... senior vice president & general counsel
James Berkery ... set production assistant
Jennifer Booth ... production supervisor
Erin Borel ... production coordinator
Stuart Burkin ... executive in charge of post
Chris Centola ... production assistant
Gary Chandler ... set production assistant
Jeyun Choi ... assistant: Mr. Jenkel
Richard Cohee ... stand in: Morgan Freeman
James de Gallegos ... production financing provided by
Adam Donnelly ... assistant production coordinator
Gleanna Doyle ... animal trainer
Dani DuHadway ... assistant: Ms. McCreary
Farnaz Fahid ... assistant: Mr. Glasser
Catherine Feeny ... set production assistant
James Ferrera ... unit publicist
Nadi Filsoof ... business affairs: Legal
Darcy Forlenza ... production assistant
Fabiola Fortuno ... production assistant
Sonia González Riera ... set production assistant
Michael Grigsby ... production accountant
Marike Jainchill ... production assistant
Heidi May Johnson ... assistant: Mr. Paris (as Heidi Johnson)
Neasi Karen ... product placement (as Karen S. Neasi)
Christopher G. Kurose ... production assistant
Mela Lee ... adr voice replacement
Jeremy Lipking ... fine artist: The Lonely Maiden Painting
Marguerite Mello ... assistant: Mr. Glasser
Julie Milstead ... assistant: Mr. Yari
Freddie Mirahmadi ... caterer
Liliana M. Molina ... script supervisor: Puerto Rico
Jennie Myers ... second assistant accountant
Malee Nerenhausen ... production executive
Rachel Okerman ... assistant: Mr. Hewitt
Phoebe Parros ... assistant: Ms. McCreary
Michael Peavey ... aerial pilot (as Mike Peavey)
Quentin Pierre ... assistant: Mr. Freeman
Meredith C. Powell ... production assistant
Giancarlo Rebella ... production assistant: Puerto Rico
Michelle Reed ... assistant: Mr. Immerman
Michael Reilly ... key pa
Jessica Renzi-Bailey ... production secretary
Marcus Ringrose ... title designer
Jacqueline Roberts ... payroll accountant
Jesús A. Romero ... production assistant
Rip Russell ... first assistant accountant
Christopher Sachs ... production assistant
Charlie Scimone ... key craft services
Kimberly Simpson ... assistant: Elizabeth A. Bell
Shawn Tanaka ... assistant: Mr. Macy
Amanda Treat ... production assistant
José R. Varona ... medic (as Jose Varona) / water safety (as Jose Varona)
Yesenia Velez ... production coordinator: Puerto Rico
C.J. Vranca ... business affairs/legal
Skye Wathen ... assistant: Linda L. Miller (as Skye Stolnitz)
Adam Zalt ... stand-in: Todd Weeks (as Adam Zalt)
Trevor Cohen ... production assistant (uncredited)
Ellyn Exley ... YFG Creative Affairs (uncredited)
Travis Simpkins ... special security (uncredited)

Thanks

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Leslie Arvelo ... special thanks: Caribe Hotel
John Bailey ... special thanks: City of Boston Park & Recreation Department
Alison Berkley ... special thanks: Worcester Art Museum
Jay Cashman ... special thanks
Mary Chiochios ... special thanks: Massachusetts Film Office
Adam Kanter ... special thanks
Mary Katsarikas ... special thanks: Grecian Yearning Restaurant
Nicholas Katsarikas ... special thanks: Grecian Yearning Restaurant
Thomas Menino ... special thanks (as the honorable Thomas M. Menino)
Mike O'Connor ... special thanks: City of Boston Police Department (as sergeant Mike O'Connor)
Nicholas Paleologos ... special thanks: Massachusetts Film Office
Patricia Papa ... special thanks: City of Boston Film Bureau
Joe Rotondo ... special thanks: Massachusetts Department of Conservation and Recreation
Christy Scott Cashman ... special thanks (as Christy Cashman)
Roeg Sutherland ... special thanks
Jim Welu ... special thanks: Worcester Art Museum

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Storyline

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Plot Summary

Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife - he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary - and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves. Written by

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Taglines They're not bad guys. Just bad thieves. See more »
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Also Known As
  • The Lonely Maiden (United States)
  • 2 and a Half Gay Men (India, English title)
  • The Heist (United Kingdom)
  • Un plan d'enfer (France)
  • Bruchreif (Germany)
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Runtime
  • 90 min
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Budget $20,000,000 (estimated)

Did You Know?

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Trivia The ladies playing the museum visitors were not told that Christopher Walken was going to interrupt the docent's explanation of "The Lonely Maiden". Therefore, their reactions to Roger's expertise were genuine. See more »
Goofs Even if the paintings were perfect copies, the guards had no way to duplicate the backs, in particular any stamps, labels, etc. See more »
Movie Connections Features Wheel of Fortune (1983). See more »
Soundtracks L'Avocado See more »
Quotes [first lines]
Lead Villain: I sincerely apologize for disturbing your afternoon. If you relax, and stay calm, you will all be here alive. We have come only for the girl.
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