King of the Hill (TV Series)

Suite Smells of Excess (2007)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Dang it, Dale. Knock it off. If you guys keep acting like jackasses, we'll get kicked out of here. And if we get kicked out, the momentum might shift back to Nebraska, and then we lose. And if we lose, Bobby'll hate football and live an unfulfilling life. And then he will die.

• Hank Hill : First, I thought Bobby was just standin' in front of the TV watching all the colors, but then he actually cheered.

  Bill Dauterive : Congratulations, Hank. Now you're life is finally perfect.

• Hank Hill : I have to capitalize on this. Otherwise we'll be right back to watchin' his troll doll performances.

  Boomhauer : Yeah man. Talk about that ol' dang ol' Trolleo and Juliet, man. That ol' dang ol' awful, man.

• Hank Hill : Texas - Nebraska, that's perfect. Big game, a trip to the Rose Bowl at stake, an intense rivalry. Bobby'll get a real sense of the hatred that makes football so great.

• Hank Hill : Texas versus Nebrasky? Dale, you idiot, you bought fake tickets.