It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Sells Out (2007)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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• Frank Reynolds : You don't look like a gay guy.

  Dennis Reynolds : That's because he's a bear.

  Mac : What?

  Dennis Reynolds : He's a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.

  Frank Reynolds : Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?

  Dennis Reynolds : A twink is small and slender, like Mac.

  Mac : Oh, no, I'm too muscular. I would be a bear.

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh, don't think so, bro. Not hairy enough.

  Frank Reynolds : Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.

  Dennis Reynolds : No, no. See, I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you'd be. You're definitely not a twink.

  Frank Reynolds : I'd be a top, that's for sure.

  Mac : Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.

  Frank Reynolds : What's a power bottom?

  Mac : A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

  Dennis Reynolds : Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.

  Frank Reynolds : Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?

  Mac : Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.

  Dennis Reynolds : Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.