- Hope McCrea: In the words of the late Benjamin Franklin, guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Hope McCrea: Charmaine told me you said I wanted company because I'm old and lonely.
- Melinda Monroe: No, I never said old.
- Hope McCrea: Exactly what game are you playing here, missy?
- Melinda Monroe: I simply took a page from the Hope McCrea playbook. You used it to lure me here to Virgin River, and I used it to get Charmaine to stay with you. I believe you've been 'Hoped'.
- Wes: By the way, don't even think about doing something stupid, because the next time I find you, I'm not gonna be so nice.
- Jack Sheridan: Well, you don't have any ice, but you are stocked on frozen vegetables. So I'm using peas.
- Melinda Monroe: Yeah, I don't know how those ended up in there.
- Jack Sheridan: One day they just showed up. Well, Doc bought 'em for Hope after her heart attack. She was never gonna eat 'em, so she stashed 'em there so that he wouldn't find them in the trash.
- Hope McCrea: Are you telling me that Jack is still upset?
- Melinda Monroe: No, that's not what I'm saying.
- Hope McCrea: What exactly are you saying?
- Charmaine Roberts: I can't stay here. Hope's giving me a migraine.
- Melinda Monroe: Yeah, she does that to people.
- Melinda Monroe: Do you accept my apology?
- Jack Sheridan: Yes.
- Melinda Monroe: So are we back to being friends?
- Jack Sheridan: No.