Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the president] If you order right now, we will send absolutely free, absolutely nothing!
Ryan Stiles: BUT ACT NOW!
Colin Mochrie: RIGHT now! We have operators somewhere!
[pretends to laugh with Colin]
Ryan Stiles: I gotta say, Colin.
Colin Mochrie: What, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles: If there was just one man who was alive today, I would vote for him. Who do you think I'm talkin' about?
[Colin flaps his lips while thinking]
Ryan Stiles: Jim...
Colin Mochrie: [interrupting] Millard Fillmore.
Ryan Stiles: Who?
Colin Mochrie: Millard Fillmore.
Ryan Stiles: No no, not your math teacher. I'm talking about Jim Morrison.
Colin Mochrie: Oh!
Ryan Stiles: Remember him?
Colin Mochrie: Yes!
Ryan Stiles: He used to be with a little band called The Doors.
[an audience member shouts, "Hooooo!"]
Ryan Stiles: [Ryan looks around, puzzled] Sorry, time's up. Our free offer has ended.