Mom (TV Series)

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker (2019)

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf

Quotes 

• Christy : I'm going to say what you always do to me when I'm spinning out: do you have a roof over your head?

  Marjorie : For the time being.

  Christy : Are your bills paid?

  Marjorie : Well...

  Christy : Do you have food in your fridge?

  Tammy : Except the French vanilla yogurt. I didn't eat it, I spilled it.

• Marjorie : If something doesn't happen soon, I'll have to sell my house. What about my cats? They're all old, like me.

  Tammy : Yeah but unlike you, people can't tell just by looking at the cats.

• Tammy : [Christy gets up to use the bathroom]  I'll go with you.

  [to the ladies] 

  Tammy : You know what they say about BLTs, you don't buy them, you rent them.

  Jill : Isn't that true about all food?

• Christy : [has to use the bathroom while Tammy's talking]  Can I just shut the door?

  Tammy : Christy, I was in prison for 7 years, the mystery is gone.

  Christy : And just like that, I don't have to go anymore.