- Karate-1: [riding with him on the speeding quad-runner] Careful, Sport-1, the life you save could be mine.
- Jack Bennett: How'd you guys like to go to see Homer?
- Eric Bennett: Hey, great!
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Terrific!
- J.D. Bennett: All right!
- Meg Bennett: I guess so. But baseball is beta boring.
- Helen Bennett: You could always stay here and scrub the kitchen floor.
- Meg Bennett: In that case, take me out to the ball game.
- Homer: I don't know who you are, but you won't get away with this.
- Mechanic: Whaddaya mean? We got away.
- [laughs]
- Karate-1: [the person they're chasing flings bats down the ballpark steps] Yo - that's no way to win fans and influence people.
- Hector 'Homer' Hernandez: You don't know what it's like when they tell you you're all washed up. No good to anybody anymore. Not even yourself.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: I'll never forget the day you broke Pete Rose's record for the greatest number of hits. Sir, that same day I invented a portable soup-warmer.
- Hector 'Homer' Hernandez: And with my android, I figured I could play baseball forever.
- Dr. Scarab: But getting older doesn't mean getting useless, Homer. Why, you're a living legend.
- Hector 'Homer' Hernandez: Well, Professor, being a legend isn't any fun.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: With the adjustments we've made, you can regain control from Scarab.
- Hector 'Homer' Hernandez: [chuckling] Let's give Sport-1 a chance, Professor. I like his style.
- Dr. Scarab: [retreating] Time for the locker room, boys.
- Mechanic: [not getting it] Uh, can't we stay 'til the game's over, boss?