- Phil Dunphy: We didn't do much that day but, it might have been one of the best days I ever had with my dad. I just didn't know it would be the last.
- Phil Dunphy: If you'd had another kid, maybe he'd taken over the business, and you wouldn't have to sell it. I always felt kind of bad that I didn't.
- Frank Dunphy: Well, you did take over the family business, didn't you? Keeping life light. Making it fun for everybody.
- Phil Dunphy: Phil: I learned it from the best.