Pushing Daisies (TV Series)
Corpsicle (2007)
Sy Richardson: Coroner
Quotes
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Emerson Cod : [about the coroner's sweater] Anybody ever ask you why you wear that sweater?
Coroner : My niece gave me this sweater last Christmas.
Emerson Cod : That thing's uglier than a chipmunk's ass.
Ned : [interrupting] He means the sweater, not your niece.
Emerson Cod : Why would someone get somebody a Christmas sweater for Christmas? You could only wear it that day.
Ned : He means should... only wear it that day.
Emerson Cod : Yeah. Either you got to take off what you got on to put it on or you got to wait another year for the next holiday season.
Coroner : Why you want to go toe-to-toe with me on fashion? Only thing I want to hear from you people is "Happy holidays, and here's your rent."
Ned : Happy holidays.
Emerson Cod : [sarcastically] Here's your rent.
[puts money in coroner's hand]
Coroner : Feels light.
Emerson Cod : You just stronger than you think.
Coroner : Mmmm hmmm.