The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Pork Chop Indeterminacy (2008)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[Sheldon's hot twin sister, Missy, is in town for a wedding]
Leonard Hofstadter : If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?
Missy : Oh, I don't think so. Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
Sheldon Cooper : They were not "friends". They were imaginary colleagues.
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Penny : So, Sheldon's sister is pretty cute.
Leonard Hofstadter : I wasn't staring!
Penny : I didn't say you were; I just said she was cute.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh! Uh, maybe... if you like women who are tall... and perfect.
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Leonard Hofstadter : On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it will create a black hole and swallow up the earth ending life as we know it.
Raj Koothrappali : What a bunch of cry babies. No guts, no glory, man.
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Howard Wolowitz : You have Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't have Penny. In what conceivable universe do I have Penny?
Howard Wolowitz : So I can have her then?
Leonard Hofstadter : No!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe she's his lawyer.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, she's free to inspect my briefs.
Leonard Hofstadter : Howard...
Howard Wolowitz : I know, I'm disgusting. I should be punished. By her. Oh, look, I did it again.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [sees a crowd outside Sheldon's office] What's going on?
Howard Wolowitz : Shhh. Hot girl in Sheldon's office.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon's office? Is she lost?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't think so. I followed her here from the parking lot.