The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Poster

Nicolas Cage: Nick Cage, Nicky

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  • Nick Cage : Paddington 2 is incredible.

    Javi Gutierrez : I fucking told you.

  • [Cage has Javi at gunpoint with the two golden guns from "Face/Off"] 

    Javi Gutierrez : Are those my golden guns?

    Nick Cage : They're *my* golden guns.

    Javi Gutierrez : I don't want to kill you.

    Nick Cage : You're the last person I wanna kill.

    Javi Gutierrez : I love you!

    Nick Cage : I LOVE YOU!

  • [upon being shown a crudely made statue of himself firing two guns] 

    Nick Cage : Is that supposed to be me? It's... grotesque.

    [beat] 

    Nick Cage : I'll give you $20,000 for it.

  • Nick Cage : Look, the guy that owns this house - what's his name?

    Javi Gutierrez : Javi.

    Nick Cage : Look, if Javi wants me to suck his dick or fuck his wife or watch me watch him fuck his wife, that's a no-go. Do you understand? Es no bueno.

    Javi Gutierrez : [beat]  I am Javi.

    Nick Cage : [bows]  Nic Cage.

  • Nick Cage : [to self]  This is why I must trust my shamanic instincts as a thespian.

  • Nick Cage : Can you just stop stalling and answer the question? What is your third favorite movie of all time?

    Javi Gutierrez : [beat]  Paddington 2.

    Nick Cage : What? Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Paddington 2. Connect those dots. I mean I don't want to be a snob, but...

    Javi Gutierrez : I cried through the entire thing. It made me want to be a better man.

  • [last lines] 

    Nicky Cage : [screaming]  You're Nick... . FUCKIIIIIIIIING Cage!

  • Richard Fink : You've been living in the Sunset Tower for over a year.

    Nick Cage : They love having me there.

    Richard Fink : You owe them $600,000.

    Nick Cage : Okay, I'm going to deal with all that. I'm going to get this next role. And when I do, all of that changes. Then, I'll be back.

    Richard Fink : Not that you went anywhere.

  • Nick Cage : [mad at Javi]  Stop! I am your guest!

    Nick Cage : [beat]  Gabriela ripped the bedspread off me this morning. Now, you're sending me on like a wild... goose chase!

    Javi Gutierrez : I'm sorry, but you can't quit acting! You can't!

    Nick Cage : That's none of your business.

    Javi Gutierrez : Whether you like it or not, you have a gift; and that gift brings light and joy to an increasingly... dark and broken world! And to turn your back on that gift is to turn your back on the... entire human race!

    Nick Cage : The human race?

    Javi Gutierrez : I'm afraid so.

  • Nick Cage : Well, it's impossible to be close to a 16 year-old.

  • Olivia : Addy wants to borrow your belt.

    Addy Cage : Oh yeah. I do.

    Olivia : It looks like it's got some weight.

    Nick Cage : Well, yeah, it's a big, fat tarantula. You know my dresser, Jeff. Mr. Neiman Marcus?

    Olivia : Yes.

    Nick Cage : He wanted me to wear a bee. And I said, "Jeff, not the bees. Not the bees!" So, he said, "Well, how about a scorpion?" I said, "I think a scorpion is a little aggressive, Jeff. What about a tarantula?" He goes, "Well, I don't think that's any less aggressive, Nick." And I say, "Well, it is to me. They're cute and fuzzy, right?

    Olivia : Well, Addy wants to borrow it.

    Addy Cage : Ha! Not at all!

    Nick Cage : You can have it. It's yours.

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