Doctor Who: Time Crash (TV Short 2007) Poster

(2007 TV Short)

David Tennant: The Doctor

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  • Fifth Doctor : I've never met anyone else who could fly the TARDIS like that.

    Tenth Doctor : Sorry mate, you still haven't.

    Fifth Doctor : You didn't have time to work all that out. Even I couldn't do that.

    Tenth Doctor : I didn't work it out, I didn't have to.

    Fifth Doctor : You remembered.

    Tenth Doctor : Because you will remember.

    Fifth Doctor : You remembered being me watching you doing that. You already knew what to do because I saw you do it.

    Tenth Doctor : Wibbly wobbly...

    Fifth Doctor : [along with the tenth Doctor]  Time-y wimey!

  • Tenth Doctor : [excited about meeting his past self]  Oh there it goes! The frowny face! I remember that one! Mind you, a bit saggier than I ought to be. Hair's a bit greyer. That's 'cause of me, though. Two of us together has shorted out the time differential. Should all snap back into place when we get you home. You'll never close that coat again but never mind that! Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety cricket stuff, the stick of celery... yeah. Brave choice, celery. But fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable.

    Fifth Doctor : Shut up! There is something very wrong with my TARDIS and I've got to do something about it very very quickly. And it would help... it really would help... if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens to be in front of him!

    Tenth Doctor : Oh. Okay. Sorry... Doctor.

  • Tenth Doctor : [offers the Fifth Doctor his sonic screwdriver]  Need this?

    Fifth Doctor : [trying to fix the TARDIS]  No, I'm fine.

    Tenth Doctor : Oh no... of course... you mostly went hands-free, didn't you? Like "Hey, I'm the Doctor! I can save the universe with a kettle and some string and look at me! I'm wearing a vegetable!"

  • Fifth Doctor : Who are you?

    Tenth Doctor : Take a look.

    Fifth Doctor : Oh, oh no.

    Tenth Doctor : Oh yes.

    Fifth Doctor : You're... oh no...

    Tenth Doctor : Here it comes, yep, yeah, I am...

    Fifth Doctor : ...a fan.

    Tenth Doctor : Yeah.

    [realises] 

    Tenth Doctor : What?

  • Fifth Doctor : I'm the Doctor. Who are you?

    Tenth Doctor : [amazed at meeting his former self]  Yes you are! You are the Doctor!

    Fifth Doctor : Yes I am... I'm the Doctor.

    Tenth Doctor : Oh good for you, Doctor! Good for brilliant old you!

    Fifth Doctor : Is there something wrong with you?

  • Tenth Doctor : You know, I love being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important like you do when you're young, and then I was you. And I was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shout and I still do that! The voice thing, I got that from you! Oh!

    [shows trainers] 

    Tenth Doctor : And the trainers and...

    [puts on glasses] 

    Tenth Doctor : Snap. Because you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor.

    Fifth Doctor : To days to come.

    Tenth Doctor : All my love to long ago.

    [the fifth Doctor fades away] 

  • Tenth Doctor : [observing the Fifth Doctor]  Oh! The back of our head! Sorry... sorry... it's not something you see every day, is it? The back of your own head? Mind you I can see why you wear a hat. I don't want to seem vain, but could you put that back on?

  • Tenth Doctor : [the Fifth Doctor has mistaken the Tenth Doctor for a fan]  What do you mean a fan? I'm not just a fan! I'm you.

    Fifth Doctor : Okay, you're my biggest fan. Look, it's perfectly understandable. I go zooming around space and time, saving planets, fighting monsters, and being, well, let's face it, pretty sort of marvelous. And naturally, now and then people notice me. Start up their little groups. That L.I.N.D.A. lot! Are you one of them?

    [the Tenth Doctor looks sheepish] 

    Fifth Doctor : How did you get in here? Can't have you lot knowing where I live!

    Tenth Doctor : Listen to me. I'm you... I'm you with a new face! Check out this bone structure, Doctor, because one day you're going to be shaving it!

  • [last lines] 

    Fifth Doctor : [offscreen]  Oh and Doctor, don't forget to put your shields up.

    [the Tenth Doctor presses a button. There is an almighty crash as a steam powered ship collides with the Tardis] 

    Tenth Doctor : [bewildered]  What?

    [coughs as dust settles] 

    Tenth Doctor : What?

    [picks up an old fashioned wooden lifebelt and turns it over to find the words: 'R.M.S. Titanic' printed on it] 

    Tenth Doctor : [ominously]  What?

  • Tenth Doctor : Oh brilliant. I mean totally wrong. Big emergency. Universe goes bang in five minutes but, brilliant.

  • [a horn sounds] 

    Tenth Doctor : Right. Tardises are separated. Time's up Doctor. Back to long ago. Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara? Time Lords in silly hats and the Master? Oh he just showed up again same as ever.

    Fifth Doctor : Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

    Tenth Doctor : No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.

  • Tenth Doctor : And the Master. Oh! He just showed up again, same as ever.

    Fifth Doctor : Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

    Tenth Doctor : No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.

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