The Graduates (I) (2008)

Nick Vergara: Mattie

Quotes 

• Annie : Yeah, they cuffed me, but I was crying so hard they didn't even take my name.

  Mattie : Must be nice, man.

  Annie : What?

  Mattie : Having tits.

• Mattie : Ben, what's with you and all this Senior Week shit, man?

  Ben : I just wanted us all to have a good time together before we... before we...

  Andy : Before we go to college in the fall and never see each other again?

  Mattie : Thanks, douche.

• Mattie : What am I supposed to do with that?

  Brian : Tell her it's aspirin.

• Mattie : [Ben tries to hand Mattie a box of condoms]  I only sleep with virgins.

• Tom : You guys came back. No one else came back.

  Mattie : We're not here to clean up Tom. We're just looking for Nickie.