Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

The Legend of Merle McQuoddy (2008)

Chi McBride: Emerson Cod

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Quotes 

• Emerson Cod : You need to tap that.

  Ned : This is Chuck's chance at having a family again. I can't... 'tap' that.

  Emerson Cod : Make it look like an accident. Trip over an ottoman. Dick Van Dyke that ass.

• Emerson Cod : Shut the a capella up!

• Emerson Cod : [to Olive Snook]  Itty-bitty, you got me to love a rainy day again.

• Emerson Cod : Well we foe, fo' sho'.

• Emerson Cod : Who are you?

  Willie Gherkin : Willie Gherkin, Smiley Realty.

  Emerson Cod : Uh... you lost your smile, Pickle.

• Emerson Cod : Well, hate to be a bitch, but ain't no way in the world I'm taking this case.

  Olive Snook : You think Merle McQuoddy murdered Nora?

  Emerson Cod : Merle McQuoddy's ship returned minus a few oars, making it a very easy leap from captain to killer. Nothing this kid had to say makes me think otherwise. Plus, I don't work in the rain.

  Ned : Clearly, you don't hate being a bitch that much.