- Pumbaa: Gee, if there's one thing that makes an animal impossible to eat, it's the ability to speak.
- Timon: Poppycock!
- Speedy the Snail: Hold your horses now, kid. I can sing too.
- [sings]
- Speedy the Snail: Shooby-dooby-doo!
- Timon: Oh, crud! Now we definitely can't eat him!
- Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? I just thought of something. What if someone else tries to eat him?
- Timon: Like who? We're in a box! It's not like we're in France where snails are considered a delicacy.
- Culinary Quint: [opens up the box] Exclamacion! C'est le snail with the gumdrop eyes and a curly-cue shell! Tres delicious!
- Timon: Oh, no-no-no-no-no! He is with us!
- Culinary Quint: How dare you oppose moi, Culinary Quint, le most circular and roboscular, full-bodied shape in all of Toute-la-France!
- Pumbaa: Where are we?
- Timon: We're in France, where snails are considered a delicacy.
- Pumbaa: Hey, look! It's Jerry Lewis!
- Culinary Quint: Pshaw! Just because Culinary Quint is French doesn't mean he loves Jerry Lewis!
- Timon: I want a snail! Raw! And by that, I mean uncooked, meaning still alive!
- Culinary Quint: You want a snail raw? Uncooked? Still alive?
- Timon: Yes. With cute little gumdrop eyes and a swirly, curly-cue shell.
- Pumbaa: And his name is Speedy!
- [Timon pounds Pumbaa in the coat]
- Pumbaa: Oww! Uh, I mean his name isn't Speedy!
- [Timon kicks Pumbaa a few times]
- Pumbaa: I mean, I didn't say anything.
- [Quint gives Timon an evil glare]
- Timon: [nervously] I am a human.
- Timon: I got it! We'll call you Speedy! Speedy the Snail! How do you like that juxtaposition? Giving a snail, a noticeably slow creature, the name, Speedy, huh?