- Jack Sheridan: Did you sort everything out with Stacie?
- Melinda Monroe: I wouldn't give her the ring, so she got upset and left last night.
- Jack Sheridan: Well, good for you. At least you don't have to see her for a while.
- Doc Mullins: I heard from Connie...
- Melinda Monroe: I know. She's upset because I gave Lizzie a prescription for the pill.
- Doc Mullins: Oh, upset is putting it mildly.
- Hope McCrea: Charmaine's little beast destroyed my favorite boots! And peed on my dining room rug, which I discovered in my bare feet.
- Doc Mullins: Well, they say dogs are excellent judges of character.
- Hope McCrea: I'm not amused. I want my house back!
- Doc Mullins: Well, just keep your socks on, sweetie.
- Melinda Monroe: So, what are you gonna do with your days when you retire?
- Mark: Sail around the world, making love to you in every port.
- Hope McCrea: I felt bad. So I went over to Muriel's to apologize.
- Doc Mullins: Now don't you feel better?
- Hope McCrea: No. Apologizing to Muriel is like pouring water on a grease fire. All it does is fuel the flames.
- Melinda Monroe: You are gonna have two children that you love more than anything else in the world. And they are gonna love you more than anything. You're not gonna want to miss that.