- Hope McCrea: I think dermatology is a waste of money. There's nothing soap and water can't do.
- Muriel: Oh, Hope, no! You have been terribly misinformed. I mean, consistent dermatological care is why no one would ever guess that you and I are close in age.
- Melinda Monroe: The thing is, I've spent so much time feeling sad. I'm finally starting to feel like myself again and I just don't want any setbacks.
- Doc Mullins: That's an admirable goal. Just don't be too hard on yourself.
- John 'Preacher' Middleton: Well, it's obvious that you care about each other.
- Hope McCrea: We fight like cats and dogs.
- John 'Preacher' Middleton: Or like an old married couple.
- Hope McCrea: We tried that once. It didn't work out.
- John 'Preacher' Middleton: Well, you know, some things need time to marinate before they're ready to grill.
- Hope McCrea: You got any other food-related metaphors up your sleeve?
- Dan Brady: I think me being successful on my own is killing you.
- Jack Sheridan: What, so your definition of success is working for a drug dealer?
- Dan Brady: Admit it. You hate the fact that I'm making more money than you.
- Jack Sheridan: What you're doing isn't work. It's a felony.
- Hope McCrea: I'm not going to meddle, but for the record, I disagree with you.
- Doc Mullins: Well, it wouldn't be the first time.