Mom (TV Series)
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show (2019)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Christy : This one took her boyfriend of 48 hours out on Christmas Eve, she said to do some last minute Christmas shopping. But it turns out there was a bar next door to Toys R' Us. So I get up on Christmas morning to an empty house. Around noon there's a collect call so I'm thinking 'Okay, she's in jail again'. No, she got into a fight with dad of the week and needs me to come get her at the park where she passed out... I'm 11... so I drive over there and get her.
Bonnie : In my defense she was an excellent driver, and she still is.
Christy : Thank you. So on the way back we stop at a gas station and I buy my own Christmas presents, 2 Milky Way bars and a Teen Bop magazine with a pull out poster of Kirk Cameron.
Bonnie : I believe there was also a Yoohoo involved.
Christy : Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yoohoo, nothing says Christmas like chocolate milk that doesn't need to be refrigerated.
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Patty : There's even a stocking for me! It doesn't get any better than this.
Adam : [unamused in footie pajamas and a Santa hat] It gets *way* better than this.
Patty : [phone pings] It's my mom! She's gonna let me Facetime with Emily while she opens her presents!
Bonnie : [getting weepy] Really? That's terrific!
Christy : Mom, why're you crying now?
Bonnie : I'm the best sponsor ever!
Christy : ...You kind of are.
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Bonnie : I was such a horrible mom, I'll never be able to make it up to you.
Christy : Mom, you already have. You may *just* now be feeling this, but I'm over it. That's why I can tell those stories, because they don't hurt anymore... and also, everybody loves them.
Bonnie : [laughs] They *are* a crowd pleaser.