. . . many diplomats are scouring the world's film vaults in a desperate attempt to resolve Russia's irrational War against Humanity. Rightly diagnosed as a probable Human Extinction Event, the unprecedented atrocities committed by the not-so-defunct Soviet Bear have far exceeded any Mad Max-type worst case scenario. The Kremlin KGB-trained mad man pulling the strings of Armageddon has specialized in rocketing apartment buildings, shopping malls, orphanages, schools and maternity wards, while emptying the deviants of his barbaric region from solitary confinement cells and siccing them on innocent woman and children as his own personal terror squad. So surely the sailor is dead wrong when he sings "If you're a giant or mite, there's no reason to fight" during POPEYE'S TRAVELS.