Dee and Mac become Guardian Angels and clean up the streets when a bum starts using the alley behind the bar to masturbate. Meanwhile, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank impersonate police officers in order to get preferential treatment.
Since there has been bums hanging around Paddys Pub, the gang tries to get rid of this problem. To do this they go to the police but end up getting a police car and start to impersonate police. While doing this they discover all the good treatment they get so they decide to keep this act up, but problems arise.—James Hake