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An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

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Abby
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Mike Chadway
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Joy
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Colin
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Stuart
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Cliff
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Georgia
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Larry
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Jonah
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Elizabeth
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Bob
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Dori
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Josh
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Duane
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Steve
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Rick
Tess Parker ...
Bambi
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Candi
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Jim
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Guest Chef
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Javier
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KPQU Big Wig
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KPQU Big Wig
Austin Winsberg ...
KPQU Joe
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Balloon Pilot
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Jack Magnum (as Adam John Harrington)
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Drunk Guy
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Cute Brunette
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Craig Ferguson
Caleb De Oliveira ...
Kid
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Hostess
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Waiter
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Female Fan
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Boyfriend
Kate Mulligan ...
Waitress
Earl Carroll ...
Security Guard
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Bell Man
Nathan Potter ...
Waiter #2
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KPQU Production Assistant
Ryan Surratt ...
Bartender
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Saleswoman
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Cameraman
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Sexy Woman
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Karen
Stephanie Mace ...
TV Production Assistant
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Maurice Andrews ...
Audience Member (uncredited)
Ashley Ausburn ...
Girl on Bike (uncredited)
John Jason Bailey ...
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Alicia Baker ...
Bar Patron (uncredited)
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Stagehand (uncredited)
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Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Station Employee (uncredited)
David Carrasco ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Cliff (uncredited)
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Dash (uncredited)
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Mike's Mom (uncredited)
Sabrina Diaz ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Woman on Bike (uncredited)
Jessica Drake ...
Caller (uncredited) (voice)
Alan Dunn ...
Comets Baseball Star (uncredited)
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Park Patron (uncredited)
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Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Steven Galarce ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Restaurant Guest (uncredited)
Leslie Gunning ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
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Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
Safia Hakim ...
News Station Employee (uncredited)
Justin Rodgers Hall ...
Self (uncredited)
Stephen Hansen ...
Devil's Baseball Hero (uncredited)
Bron Heussenstamm ...
Batter (uncredited)
James Howarth ...
Date (uncredited)
Alexandra Hulme ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Park Pedestrian (uncredited)
Spencer Knowles ...
Baseball Player #1 (uncredited)
Courtney Kocak ...
Disgusted Baseball Fan (uncredited)
Angel Lacy ...
Wine Fair (uncredited)
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Production Manager (uncredited)
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Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Station Employee (uncredited)
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Trashy Redhead (uncredited)
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Harold (uncredited)
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Beautiful Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
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Dancer (uncredited)
Sandra Plazinic ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
Bertrand Roberson Jr. ...
News Station Employee (uncredited)
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Male Fan (uncredited)
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Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
Leonard Jonathan Ruebe ...
Valet (uncredited)
Jessica Lynn Sadowski ...
Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Ashton Shane ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
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Announcer (uncredited)
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Park Pedestrian (uncredited)
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Office Worker (uncredited)
Daniel Cage Theodore ...
The Speaking Baseball Player (uncredited)
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Cellist (uncredited)
María Antonieta Vázquez ...
News Station Employee (uncredited)
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Restaurant Guest (uncredited)
Forrest Walsh ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
Holly Weber ...
Chef Megan (uncredited)
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Stage Manager (uncredited)
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Wine Festival Attendee (uncredited)
Tamara Witmer ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)
Sebastian ...
Upscale Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Carolina Zaballa ...
Salsa Dancer (uncredited)

Directed by

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Robert Luketic ... (directed by)

Written by

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Nicole Eastman ... (screenplay) and
Karen McCullah ... (screenplay) &
Kirsten Smith ... (screenplay)
 
Nicole Eastman ... (story)

Produced by

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Kimberly di Bonaventura ... producer
Katherine Heigl ... executive producer
Nancy Heigl ... executive producer
Ryan Kavanaugh ... executive producer
Andre Lamal ... executive producer
Gary Lucchesi ... producer
Karen McCullah ... executive producer (as Karen McCullah Lutz)
Deborah Jelin Newmyer ... producer
Eric Reid ... executive producer
Steven Reuther ... producer
Tom Rosenberg ... producer
Kirsten Smith ... executive producer

Music by

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Aaron Zigman ... (music by)

Cinematography by

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Russell Carpenter ... director of photography

Editing by

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Lisa Zeno Churgin ... (edited by)

Editorial Department

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Matt Besserman ... post-production assistant
Don Broida ... first assistant editor
Siggy Ferstl ... digital colorist
Jordan Fox ... di colorist assist
Nicholas Hasson ... smoke editor
Jonathan Hoffman ... post production
Ramon Huggins ... avid technician
Andy Kaplan ... digital intermediate producer
Jacek Kropinski ... dvd extras editor
Santiago Padilla ... colorist: dailies
Ian Sullivan ... digital intermediate accountant
Jim Passon ... color timer (uncredited)
Dave Pickett ... colorist (uncredited)

Casting By

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Deborah Aquila ... (casting by)
Tricia Wood ... (casting by)
Jennifer L. Smith ... (uncredited)

Production Design by

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Missy Stewart

Art Direction by

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William Hawkins ... (as Will Hawkins)

Set Decoration by

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Kathy Lucas

Costume Design by

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Betsy Heimann

Makeup Department

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Michelle Rene Elam ... key hair stylist (as Michelle Elam)
Sean Flanigan ... hair department head
Zoe Hay ... makeup artist
Tania McComas ... makeup department head
Vickie Mynes ... hair stylist (as Vicki Mynes)
Christina Raye ... hair stylist
Michele Tyminski Schoenbach ... key makeup artist (as Michele Tyminski)
Corinna Woodcock ... makeup artist

Production Management

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Steve Demko ... post-production supervisor
Ted Gidlow ... unit production manager
Vincent G. Scotti ... post production executive (uncredited)

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

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Carlos De La Torre ... second second assistant director
Jon Mallard ... first assistant director
James McQuaide ... second unit director
Tyler Romary ... second assistant director

Art Department

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James Addink ... second art department coordinator
Alan Alvarado ... propmaker foreman
Fred Apolito ... propmaker
Canyon Bailey ... greens foreman
Rupert M. Benson III ... assistant props
Jack Blanchard ... leadman: additional photography
Randy L. Childs ... propmaker foreman (as Randy Childs)
Sarah Contant ... set designer
David Corral ... greensman
Robert Danté Denne ... lead scenic
Wendy Drapanas ... graphic designer
China Fox ... assistant property master
Douglas Fox ... property master
Neil Garland ... propmaker gangboss
Edward A. Giron ... labor foreman (as Edward Giron)
Hector M. Gonzalez ... on-set dresser
John Herbert ... painter
Regina Hermosillo ... set decorating coordinator
Karen Higgins ... construction coordinator
Eric Hill ... set dresser
Ken E. Jones ... paint foreman (as Ken Jones)
Scott G. Jones ... gang boss
Steven Kissick ... construction general foreman (as Steve Kissick)
Anthony Klaiman ... set dresser
Canyon Martens ... greens foreman
David M. Milstien ... set dresser
Carla S. Nemec ... art department coordinator (as Carla Nemec)
Anthony D. Parrillo ... assistant art director (as Anthony Parrillo)
Nashon Petrushkin ... set dresser
Drew Pierce ... scenic artist
Ronald F. Savini Jr. ... plaster foreman (as Ronald Savini)
Michael P. Sweeney ... assistant property master
Brian Tipton ... shop foreman
Jason Vanover ... key greensman
Joanna Venezky ... set buyer
Garrett Vosburg ... greensman
Mark Weissenfluh ... leadman
Jonathan Woods ... storyboard artist

Sound Department

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Michael Babcock ... supervising sound editor / supervising sound mixer
Ron Bedrosian ... adr mixer
Bryan M. Cahill ... boom operator
Craig Dollinger ... boom operator
Lee Gilmore ... sound effects editor
Avram D. Gold ... dialogue/adr supervisor (as Avram Gold)
Aaron Grice ... utility sound
Tiffany S. Griffith ... dialogue editor
Larry Hopkins ... sound mixer
Mary Jo Lang ... foley mixer
Tim LeBlanc ... additional sound re-recording mixer
Anne Lockhart ... adr loop group
Alyson Dee Moore ... foley artist
Steven Morrow ... sound mixer (as Steven A. Morrow)
Thomas J. O'Connell ... adr mixer (as Thomas O'Connell)
Jason Oliver ... adr recordist
Steve Pederson ... supervising sound mixer
Troy Porter ... adr mixer
Albert Roca ... dubbing editor
John Roesch ... foley artist
Joseph Tsai ... assistant sound editor

Special Effects by

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Larz Anderson ... special effects coordinator
Bart Dion ... special effects technician

Visual Effects by

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Erika Abrams ... visual effects producer: Furious FX
Robert Adams ... compositor: Gradient Effects
Mathieu Aerni ... model/texture artist
Tim Alexander ... digital effects artist
Oliver Arnold ... cg supervisor: Luma Pictures
Joel Ashman ... digital compositor: Gradient Effects
Jennifer Avery ... visual effects production manager
Adam Avitabile ... flame artist
Louise Baker ... previs lead: Proof, Inc.
Ian T. Barbella ... visual effects coordinator
Anthony Barcelo ... digital compositor
Andy Barrios ... inferno artist
Travis Baumann ... digital compositor: Gradient Effects
Danny Bergeron ... visual effects executive producer: Mokko Studio
Kelly Bumbarger ... digital compositor
Andy Burmeister ... matchmover
Cyntia Büll ... digital artist: LOOK! Effects
Alex Cancado ... lead compositor: Luma Pictures (as Alexandre Cancado)
Merlin Carroll ... roto and paint lead
Ray Chang ... digital compositor: Gradient Effects
Vincent Cirelli ... visual effects supervisor: Luma Pictures
Chad E. Collier ... digital intermediate data technician: Company 3
Michael Collins ... digital artist: LOOK! Effects
Shane Cook ... compositing lead: Gradient Effects
Robert Coquia Jr. ... i/o vfx
John Cornejo ... lead compositor
Daniel Craemer ... visual effects
Erin M. Cullen ... roto artist: Furious FX
Chad Dombrova ... technical director: Luma Pictures
Scott Dougherty ... visual effects executive producer: Furious FX
Jenny Foster ... visual effects producer: LOOK Effects
Michel Frenette ... senior compositor: Mokko Studio
Katie Godwin ... visual effects coordinator
Joanna N. Goslicka ... tracking artist
Anthony Grant ... model/texture artist: Luma Pictures
Steve Griffith ... visual effects producer: Luma Pictures
Jennifer Gutierrez ... compositor: Luma Pictures
Martin Hall ... compositor: FuriousFX
Lindsay Hallett ... visual effects executive producer: RIOT (as Lindsay Burnett)
H Haden Hammond ... sequence supervisor: Luma Pictures
Jacob Harris ... paint artist: Luma Pictures
John R. Hazzard ... pipeline technical director: Luma Pictures
Marla Neto Henshaw ... visual effects production assistant: R!OT (as Marla Neto)
Dylan Highsmith ... visual effects editor: Gradient Effects
Craig Hilditch ... digital compositor
Holly Gregory Horter ... digital artist
Josiah Holmes Howison ... digital compositor
Christopher Ide ... post production assistant
Andreas Jablonka ... digital compositor: Luma Pictures
Justin Johnson ... digital effects supervisor: Luma Pictures
Harimander Singh Khalsa ... compositor: Luma Pictures (as Michael Cashore)
Deke Kincaid ... senior compositor: Gradient Effects
Mark Kolpack ... visual effects producer: Gradient Effects
Alain Lachance ... lead compositor: Mokko Studio
Erik LaPlant ... vfx coordinator: luma pictures
Chris LeDoux ... sequence supervisor: R!OT
David Lingenfelser ... executive visual effects supervisor: Furious Fx
Zachary Lo ... digital artist: LOOK! Effects
Jason Locke ... lead matchmover
Sean Looper ... pipeline and tools supervisor: R!OT
Jessica Madsen ... digital artist
Sarah McAnally ... assistant visual effects editor
James McQuaide ... visual effects producer / visual effects supervisor
Mindy Minkow ... visual effects coordinator
Glenn Morris ... roto/paint supervisor
Mike Murphy ... previs supervisor: Proof, Inc.
James Notari ... visual effects coordinator
Kim O'Donnell ... digital compositor
Gary Oldroyd ... visual effects producer
Raphael A. Pimentel ... animation supervisor: Luma Pictures
Eric Potter ... visual effects editor
Rebecca Ramsey ... visual effects executive producer: Look Effects
Devon Read ... digital compositor: Gradient Effects
Migs Rustia ... visual effects editor
Gabriel Sanchez ... visual effects supervisor: LOOK! Effects
Chad Schott ... digital artist: LOOK! Effects
Payam Shohadai ... executive visual effects supervisor: Luma Pictures
Prasanna Siddharthan ... digital compositor: Gradient Fx
Jason Sikora ... visual effects editor
Joey Sila ... compositor: Luma Pictures
Tiffany Smith Llorens ... visual effects producer: Furious FX (as Tiffany Smith)
Eva Snyder ... junior compositor
Roland So ... matchmover
Martha Soehendra ... digital artist: LOOK! Effects / digital compositor
Paul Stemmer ... visual effects editor
Michael Stewart ... digital compositor: Luma Pictures
Richard Sutherland ... lighting td: Luma Pictures
Mai Suzuki ... digital restoration artist
Steven Swanson ... visual effects supervising producer: Luma Pictures
Olcun Tan ... executive visual effects producer: Gradient Effects
Thomas Tannenberger ... visual effects executive producer: Gradient Effects
Cameron Thomas ... compositor: Gradient Effects
Yuki Uehara ... visual effects
Tina Wallace ... digital artist: LOOK! Effects
Kyle Ware ... visual effects coordinator: Luma Pictures
James Waterson ... compositor: Luma Pictures
Shane Christopher Wicklund ... digital compositor: Gradient Effects / paint artist: R!OT
Sonia Yu ... lighter: Luma Pictures
Bob Froehlig ... lead systems engineer: Gradient Effects (uncredited)
Dawrath Phoue ... roto/paint artist: Luma Pictures (uncredited)

Stunts

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Matt Baker ... stunts
Brandon Beckman ... stunts
Randy Beckman ... stunt coordinator (as Randy James Beckman)
Brandon Cornell ... stunts
Brycen Counts ... stunts
Chris Daniels ... stunts
Jacob Dewitt ... stunts (as Jake Dewitt)
Rockey Dickey Jr. ... stunts (as Rockey Dickey)
Cheyenne Ellis ... stunts
David Kilde ... stunts
Rusty Manning ... stunts

Camera and Electrical Department

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Saeed Adyani ... still photographer
Will Arnot ... a camera operator / steadicam operator
Sammy Beavers ... lighting technician
Craig A. Brink ... rigging gaffer
Craig Brown ... grip
Branch M. Brunson ... rigging best boy electric (as Branch Brunson)
Richard L. Carden ... dolly grip (as Rick Carden)
Rick Colosimo ... grip
Vincent Contarino ... dimmer board operator
Chris Funk ... rigging electrician
Sheila Greene ... rigging electrician
Mark Hadland ... assistant chief lighting technician
Gene Hara ... electrician
Morgan Jenkins ... camera loader
Will Jenkins ... camera loader
Michael Kleiman ... second assistant camera: additional
Hilary Klym ... rigging best boy grip
Len Levine ... chief lighting technician
Josh Levy ... video assist operator
Gary Louzon ... rigging grip
Gary Lowrance ... electrician
Michael Lowrance ... electrician
Jesse Mather ... lighting technician
Kevin McKnight ... camera operator: "b" camera
Matthew Mebane ... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Tom Morash ... rigging electrician
Jesse Olivares ... video assist
Haydn Pazanti ... second assistant camera: "b" camera
Nolan Pratt ... rigging grip
Rick Pratt ... key rigging grip
Dennis Seawright ... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Jim Shelton ... key grip (as James Shelton)
Mike Simko ... grip
Brent Studler ... electrician
Jon Sudtell ... best boy grip
Sam Wayman ... lighting technician
Chuck Whelan ... first assistant camera: "b" camera
Philip Hurn ... director of photography: second unit (uncredited)
Nicole Vos ... camera intern (uncredited)

Animation Department

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Raphael A. Pimentel ... animation supervisor

Casting Department

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Samantha Finkler Brainerd ... casting associate (as Samantha Finkler)
Natasha Delahunt ... extras casting assistant
Carla Lewis ... extras casting
Caitlin McKenna ... voice casting (as Caitlin McKenna-Wilkinson)

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Amanda Chamberlin ... costumer (as Mandy Chamberlin)
Heather Hybbert ... costumer
Joyce Kogut ... costume supervisor
Ric Spencer ... costumer

Location Management

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Ted Alvarez ... assistant location manager (as Teddy Alvarez)
Patrick Chisholm ... assistant location manager
Jennifer Dunne ... location manager
Shaun Gavin ... location scout: Oregon
Dana Graham ... key assistant location manager
Will Ruvalcaba ... key assistant location manager
Mathew A. Villalobos ... key assistant location manager
Nancy Wong ... key assistant location manager

Music Department

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Thomas Diener ... musician: viola
George Doering ... musician
Nina Evtuhov ... musician: violin
Nick Fevola ... music preparation
Gary Grant ... musician: trumpet
Jerry Hey ... musician: trumpet / orchestrator
Piotr Jandula ... musician: viola
Steve Juliani ... music preparation (as Steve Julian)
Patrick Kirst ... orchestrator
Michael J. Lloyd ... music preparation
Darrin McCann ... musician: viola
David Metzner ... music editor: temp score
Brian O'Connor ... musician: french horn
Peter Rotter ... music contractor
Angie Rubin ... music editor
Dennis S. Sands ... music scoring mixer
Michael Stern ... music recording engineer: music scoring mixer
Richard Todd ... musician: french horn
Jesse Voccia ... composer: electronic music
Brad Warnaar ... musician: french horn / orchestrator
Mark Jan Wlodarkiewicz ... temp music editor
Yelena Yegoryan ... musician: violin
Aaron Zigman ... orchestrator
Emily C. Kwong ... assistant music editor (uncredited)
Mateo Laboriel ... composer: additional music (uncredited)

Script and Continuity Department

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Wilma Garscadden-Gahret ... script supervisor

Transportation Department

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Russell Bertolino ... production driver
Roy Beville ... transportation
Grady Allen Bishop ... driver: camera car
Alex E. Burns ... transportation
Bruce Comtois ... driver generator operator
Michael Connor ... transportation office captain
Angel de Santi ... transportation captain (as Angel Desanti)
Mark Dobkousky ... driver
Geno Hart ... transportation consultant
Kirk Huston ... transportation captain
Alan Kaminsky ... picture car coordinator
Knut Kielpinski ... driver
Jay Krueger ... driver
Seth Levine ... driver
John Pellegrino ... transportation captain
Michael J. Riegle ... driver
Tim Schau ... transportation
John Siedenburg ... driver

Additional Crew

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H. Leah Amir ... craft service
Spencer Andrews ... stand-in / photodouble: Kevin Connolly (as Spencer Jambor)
Bethany Andriuzzo ... assistant accountant
Joshua Aufrance ... post-production accountant
Alex Barnoya ... medic
Travis Bauer ... assistant: Mr. Luketic
Julie Bernards ... payroll accountant
Kendra Burrell ... production assistant
Jennifer Bydwell ... clearances and product placement
Steve Cainas ... production coordinator
Sue Chipperton ... animal trainer
Calvin Dean ... baseball technical adviser
Deborah Dellosso ... animal trainer
Jessica Drake ... dialect coach
D.R. Farquharson ... project manager: Deluxe Digital Cinema
Corinne Fixmer ... assistant accountant
Andrea Giannetti ... studio executive: development
Kyle Gibson ... accounting clerk
Vicki Goldsmith ... additional set production assistant
Grant Grabowski ... assistant production coordinator
Nick Grimm ... assistant: Gerard Butler
Brent Hagata ... production assistant
Dan Harder ... lot medic
Michael J. Harker ... completion bond representative
Karen Ibara ... assistant: Katherine Heigl
Lieve Jansen ... completion guarantor
Rachel Jensen ... production assistant
Stephanie Mace ... production assistant
Michelle Maloney ... production assistant
Christie Mattull ... insurance services
Kevin Mills ... production assistant
Laura Pearson-Smith ... marketing and distribution (as Laura Pearson)
Ilker Sahinbas ... dance and movement supervisor (as Sahinbas Ilker)
Shane Sankey ... construction accountant
Kate Schriver ... assistant: Mr. Rosenberg
Lindsey Shupe ... production assistant
Max Smerling ... assistant: Mr. Reid
Joni Smith ... production secretary
Michael Umble ... unit publicist
Michael Westby ... production assistant
Whitney J. Willard ... production accountant (as Whitney Lucci)
Herbert James Winterstern ... assistant: Mr. Lamal (as Jamie Winterstern)
Jessica Wood ... assistant: Mr. Lucchesi
Christina Hwang ... title producer (uncredited)
Jeremy Jacobs ... stage manager (uncredited)
Liz Lira ... choreographer (uncredited)

Thanks

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Kee Kee Buckley ... thanks (as Christine Buckley)
Toby Midgen ... thanks

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Plot Summary

A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result. Written by Anonymous

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Taglines The battle of the sexes is on. See more »
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Also Known As
  • L'abominable vérité (France)
  • Die nackte Wahrheit (Germany)
  • La cruda realidad (Spain)
  • La crua realitat (Spain, Catalan title)
  • 丑陋的真相 (China, Mandarin title)
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Runtime
  • 96 min
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Box Office

Budget $38,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend United States $27,605,576, 26 Jul 2009
Cumulative Worldwide Gross $205,298,907

Did You Know?

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Trivia In the film, Gerard Butler's character appears as a guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005). Butler and Craig Ferguson are good friends in real life, and the former has been a guest on the real show several times. See more »
Goofs When Mike makes a comment about an "Irish Craig Ferguson," he's making fun of Abby's awful attempt to mimic Craig's Scottish accent; he's not saying Craig Ferguson is Irish. See more »
Movie Connections Featured in Gerard Butler/Venus Williams/Daughtry (2009). See more »
Soundtracks Hot N Cold See more »
Quotes Mike Chadway: [sarcasticly] Oh, I know, I've got a great idea! Why don't we pass the time with you telling me how much *fun* you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles?
Abby Richter: I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass!
Mike Chadway: What?
Abby Richter: Oh, oh yeah, that's got your interest. Well if you think we're going to finish what we started in L. A. you are out of your mind. You lost your chance.
Mike Chadway: Oh, c'mon, I never had a chance with you.
Abby Richter: You're right. I had a momentary lapse in judgement when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. Clearly.
Mike Chadway: Oh, yeah? Well what does that mean?
Abby Richter: [mockingly] I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love. It's scary.
Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
Abby Richter: I am not a psycho!
Mike Chadway: I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho." Well you're the definition of neurotic.
Abby Richter: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of...
Mike Chadway: Shut up! Yet again I just told you I'm in love with you and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.
Abby Richter: You're in love with me. Why?
Mike Chadway: Beats the shit out of me, but I am.
[she leans over and kisses him]
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