The Boondocks (TV Series)

Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch (2007)

Kym Whitley: Granddad's Date

Quotes 

• Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : [watching his blind date messily eat]  Do you know what? I've had it. This sucks!

  Ugly Woman : What's wrong with you?

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : You know what's wrong with me! When was this picture taken, 1964?

  [Indicating the picture she gave him of a younger more attractive woman] 

  Ugly Woman : You saying I don't look like my picture?

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : I'm saying you probably never looked like this damn picture, this ain't you!

  Ugly Woman : So is all that you care about is looks?

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : YES!

  Ugly Woman : Well excuse me for thinking you liked me for who I was on the inside!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Well, you're a liar on the inside, this whole relationship is based on a lie, an UGLY lie! Why the hell does this keep happening to me? God what did I do to deserve this? This is payback for what? What did I do to you? Tell me.

  Ugly Woman : Nigga, you ain't no Denzel, hell you ain't even no Flava Flav!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Time after time after time. There ought to be a law, lock em up, charge em with fraud, I'd be snitchin' on ugly women all day, I should give em the chair, electrify their ugly asses, dry pool that switch quick!