Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Cute for Loot/The Caverns of Cocoa/Dream Date (1992)

Howard Morris: Wade Duck

Quotes 

• Wade Duck : Hey, whatcha reading, Orson?

  Orson Pig : Oh, it's my grandfather's diary. I found it here with all his belongings.

  Wade Duck : Does he say anything in there about my grandfather?

  Orson Pig : [flips through the pages]  Well, let me see. Oh, here. "The only problem I have is that my colleague, William Duck, is terrified nearly every hour."

  [in a flashback, Orson's grandfather is digging] 

  Wade's Grandfather : [runs behind Orson's grandfather]  Help! Help! Oh, help! It is a monster! It is a terrible, ugly, hairy monster!

  [a mouse appears] 

  Wade's Grandfather : A monster such as you have never seen! Help! Save me from the monster! Save...

  Orson's Grandfather : That is not a monster. That is a mouse.

  Wade's Grandfather : Well, it is... a rather large mouse.

  Wade Duck : Yep. That's my grandpa alright.

• Wade Duck : [while walking up a mountain]  Boy, I feel just like my grandfather.

  Orson Pig : You feel like a bold, intrepid miner?

  Wade Duck : No, I feel like I passed away about 30 years ago.

• Mort : Hey, how come our brother's climbing a mountain?

  Gort : Something doesn't smell right.

  Wart : Try bathing once in a while.

  Gort : I bathe every Halloween, whether I needs it or not.

• Wart : You smell like a pig.

  Gort : I am a pig.

  Wart : Well, maybe that's why you smell like one.

• Mort : Let's see what kind of mine... snort snort snort... our brother's been digging.

  Wart : Is it gold?

  Gort : Jewels?

  [Mort sniffs some chocolate and eats it] 

  Mort : Better than that! IT'S CHOCOLATE!