Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Sound Judgement/Gross Encounters/The Perils of Penelope (1992)

Victoria Jackson: Penelope

Quotes 

• Penelope : Hi, Garfield.

  Garfield : Hi, Penelope. How are you?

  Penelope : Starving.

  Garfield : I know how you feel. I haven't eaten since... Well, it's been a long ten minutes.

• Penelope : [Garfield gives her half of his pizza]  Gee, you even gave me a piece with a meatball on it.

  Garfield : [he and Penelope eat their pizza]  Well, I'm all heart. Speaking of meatballs, you still hanging around with Brick?

  Penelope : Brick's a nice guy. Sometimes.

  Garfield : Oh, come on.

  [Brick approaches Garfield from behind] 

  Garfield : Brick has muscles of steel and a head to match. He's so dumb...

  Brick : How... dumb... am I?

  Garfield : [turns around and bumps into Brick]  You're so dumb...

  Penelope : Garfield!

  Garfield : Uh... You... You're going to leave me alone and not harm a hair on my little body. Bye!

• Penelope : Don't you like me, Garfield?

  Garfield : No! I... I mean yes, but I... I like living more.

• Penelope : [sings]  Beautiful Garfield, you are my man. We have a wonderful wedding to plan. How I adore your lasagna breath...

  Garfield : Get out of here, or you might cause my death.

  [Garfield runs away] 

  Penelope : I think it's really cute when a guy plays hard to get.

• Garfield : You take your hands off my girl!

  [Brick growls] 

  Garfield : Did I say that?

  [Penelope is smitten] 

  Brick : Cat, you're in big trouble.

  Garfield : Sure looks that way.

  [Garfield runs away and Brick chases after him] 

  Penelope : Brick, don't hurt him!

  Garfield : Yeah, Brick, don't hurt him!

  Brick : If I get my hands on you, you're a goner!

  Garfield : When the man's right, he's right. I have to do something.

• Penelope : Garfield, did you mean what you said about me being your girlfriend?

  Garfield : Ohhh... Let's have a snack and discuss it. What do you like on your pizza?

  Penelope : Everything except anchovies.

  Garfield : Ah, we're gonna get along just fine.