- Scratch: Come with us to a beautiful place where you're only 3 steps away from a lovely prize. Ooh did we mention? If you lose, you get eaten!
- Mitch Johnson: You have been watching Scratch 'n' Sniff's Den of Doom, we hope you've enjoyed the show and would just like to point out that no children are actually eaten during the making of the program.
- Sniff: Yeah, only before and after the show!