Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Spider-Man (2020)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Here, we got the tough life part down, but every scene, it looks like she's praying, nay, pleading for direction about what her character is supposed to be, as she's running out of ways of just being... nice!

  Mary Jane : Harry, relax. / You'll think I'm a stupid little girl with a crush. / I'd like a cheeseburger. / No, I guess not. / You are... amazing. / I'm in love with somebody else. / I want to... act.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Mary Jane]  Somebody... please! There's only so long I can smile like a sitcom wife who's dead inside!