- Skipper: Atenzione, little rodentia. Has anyone seen a leafy crown?
- Rat #1: Maybe.
- Rat #2: What's it to ya?
- Skipper: We need it, pronto.
- Rat #1: it belongs to our king.
- Rat #2: And there's only one way to take it from him.
- Private: Smile and say please?
- Rat #2: No!
- Rat #1: Paw-to-paw combat!
- Rat #1, Rat #2: Beat the king, get the crown! Beat the king, get the crown!...
- Skipper: Okay, I'll go easy on him. Where is the little guy?
- [a huge muscular rat appears, wearing Julien's crown]
- Private: Oh, you are toast.
- Skipper: What was that, Private?
- Private: Uh... I mean, hard on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, and good in a jam.
- Skipper: Oh, that's nice.
- King Rat: You are going down, clown! Down to Rat Town!
- Private: Aren't we already there?
- King Julien: My head is naked, my head is nude. My head is crownless, and dark is my mood.
- Marlene: Crazy poetry. 'S good stuff.
- King Julien: I want my crown!
- Marlene: And I have your crown. A crown that you will love as much as you love yourself because...
- [Puts a novelty drinking cup with Julien's head on its lid upon Julien's head]
- Marlene: It's you!
- Marlene: [imitating Julien's accent] I am sensing that there is an awesome amount of fabulousness here.
- King Julien: [looking at himself in mirror] It is hot with handsomeness.
- Marlene: And here's the best part!
- [Puts straw on Julien's mouth; he sips]
- King Julien: Hmm. My need for beauty and my need for fizzy drink; both are satisfied.
- [He sucks on the straw until the cup collapses]
- King Julien: Ah! My little head!
- [He tosses aside the cup; it lands on top of Maurice's head]
- Mort: I like you hideously disfigured.
- Marlene: [speaking on a walkie-talkie] What's going on down there?
- Kowalski: Marlene, good news. The crown has been found.
- Marlene: That's great! Wait... Where's Skipper?
- Kowalski: Skipper is unable to take your call right now. He is about to battle a giant mutated rodent.
- Marlene: Oh!
- [confused]
- Marlene: Huh?
- Marlene: Why are you guys working anyway? Come on, it's Fun Day.
- Skipper: Fun Day? Rico, code blue! Private, make a weapons check! Kowalski, options for... hey, hey, whoa, whoa! What's Fun Day?
- Kowalski: Few humans visit on Mondays, thus our zoo overlords have renamed Monday "Fun Day".
- Skipper: Why wasn't this in my morning briefing? How am I to know this stuff?
- [Camera pulls back to show a large sign reading "Fun Day!" hanging over the penguin habitat]
- Skipper: Come on, people! I'm not a mind reader!