- Skipper: Failure is not an option.
- King Julien: Which is fine by me, because I do not intend to fail. I vow to do the opposite of fail.
- Marlene: You mean succeed?
- King Julien: No, I will not suck seed. No one will be sucking seed.
- King Julien: Something smells fishy.
- Maurice: Yeah, I don't know about these guys.
- King Julien: No, I mean they stink of actual fish, Maurice. Open a window!
- Skipper: Keep your stiking opposable thumbs off our popcorn!
- King Julien: This is ours. Mort found it. Right, Mort?
- Mort: [Under bag] Uh-huh.
- King Julien: Finders keepers. Ha ha!
- Skipper: Kowalski, legal analysis.
- Kowalski: He's got you, Skipper. It's the Finders Keepers Treaty of 1859.
- Skipper: Blast! Secure another bag, men.
- Skipper: Maybe you didn't get the memo, punk, but This zoo operates on democratic principles, and I don't think we put you in charge. Did we?
- [Kowalski shakes his head]
- King Julien: How could I not be in charge? Being in charge is what kings do. So shut up.
- King Julien: Okay, my kingly plan is coming to me. First, obviously, we must get rid of that insane zookeeper Alice.
- Skipper: Negatory. You'll just get more Alices in her place.
- Kowalski: A lot more Alices.
- Skipper: Give us the number, Kowalski.
- Kowalski: 42.
- Skipper: Good. You can show me your math later.