Chancellor Miller: Jupiter Jones
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Pete Crenshaw : So how do you explain what just happened, Jupiter?
Jupiter Jones : I can't. That's what makes this a particularly difficult sort of extraordinary case. The kind I like.
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Jupiter Jones : We're not trespassers. We're surprise guests.
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Jupiter Jones : You know, maybe you could help us. There was a girl we met last night. Red hair, pale eyes.
Bob Andrews : Real goofy. Off the wall. Believes in all this, uh, loony hocus pocus stuff. Just... absolutely nuts. Uh, her name's Caroline. Do you know her?
Sheriff Hanson : That's my daughter.
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Jupiter Jones : Time to apply Rule 38.
Bob Andrews : Maybe you should try printing out a little book with all this stuff in it.
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Jupiter Jones : This is like the Bill Gates house of the 19th century. Driven by steam power and fully automated for Terrill's convenience.
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Jupiter Jones : This calls for Plan 24B. Bob, keep lookout. Pete and I will get the equipment.
