- Harley Quinn: How much of this am I hallucinating?
- Harley Quinn: Just me. Weirdly, the passed-out guy with the boner and the plant driving the car are both real.
- Harley Quinn: He broke every promise he ever made!
- Sharon: And he apologized for that and made a whole bunch of new ones.
- Frank the Plant: People shit on the WNBA, but I'm a purist. Get those dunks the fuck out my face. Gimme a nice crisp bounce pass. That's my shit. I'm all about the fundamentals.