- Harley discovers that she can go home again - but it's very dangerous. As Harley reconciles with her father, Ivy tries to escape from the factory and Frank drives to the rescue.
- King Shark records a video about hanging out with Clayface and Psycho at a thrill park in Bludhaven. Harley is at the Legion HQ, watching the video and looking depressed. Bane comes in and talks about riding the rides there, then tells Harley that she's stalking her ex-crew. She complains that they ditched her after one mistake. Bane says that he's going to Black Manta's beach party for the weekend and suggests Harley check her spam folder the invite before leaving.
Later at the mall, Harley is sitting depressed. An unconscious Sy tools around on his wheelchair and Harley texts Ivy but gets no response. Harley hallucinates a sane version of herself, Dr. Harleen, that tells her Ivy isn't going to respond and says that she's there to help Harley. She tells Harley that she messed up several important relationships but there's still someone who will love her unconditionally.
Harley goes to her hometown of Bensonhurst and approaches her childhood home. She rings the bell and her mother Sharon answers the door.
One of the hazmat suited guards wakes up Ivy, who realizes that she's strapped to a table in a lab. The guard, Gus, explains that he's a low-level goon and doesn't have the answer to any of her questions. Gus considers letting Ivy go but admits that he needs the job. Ivy warns that she'll have to kill him first if she gets out without him, but Gus isn't impressed, says that they're harvesting Ivy in two days, and takes a call from the school where he teaches kindergarten. When he goes outside, Gus blows on a dandelion and a puff seed blows through the vent and into the lab. It lands on Ivy's hand, and she mentally controls it to find Frank and get Harley to rescue her.
Harley unpacks in her old bedroom and complains to Sharon about what happened with Ivy. Sharon points out that Harley hasn't called her in 36 months and apologizes for not staying in touch. Mother and daughter hug and Sharon suggests that Harley move back, be a psychologist, and make her life of crime a weekend deal. Harley warns the Legion isn't a weekend kind of thing, and realizes that Sharon kept the trophy she wanted her to throw away. Sharon admits that she couldn't throw it away and is still proud of Harley despite what happened.
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At gymnastics competition, Harleen dreams of her chances of going to the Olympics and getting endorsements. Her coach and father Nick tells Harleen to take a dive because he bet against Harleen. He begs her to do it for her, and Harleen goes out on the mat and gives a stunning performance. Nick is on the sidelines and says that Harleen is killing him, and she deliberately falls off the mat. Afterward, Nick thanks Harleen, who beats him viciously.
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Harley tells Sharon that it was her worst day ever, and Nick comes in and greets his stepdaughter. Sharon explains that when Nick got out of jail, they got back together.
Frank and Chaz are at Ivy's apartment discussing the NBA. The dandelion weed comes in and passes along Ivy's message, and Frank tells Chaz to drive him to Bensonhurst.
At supper, Sharon tries to set Harley up with a neighboring dentist while Nick and Granny look on. Harley isn't interested and refuses to talk to Nick, and texts Ivy but still gets no response. Nick insists that he's reformed, and went to jail for almost beating an Irish to death. Harley says that she just wants to be with people who love her like Sharon, Granny, and the ashes of her brother Barry. Nick tries to get Harley to forgive him but she refuses, and he suggests that they start with a nice dinner.
Grandma says that she was just diagnosed with brain cancer, and a sniper shoots her in the head. Harley closes the drapes and the assassin enters the house, drawing a knife. Everybody is apparently dead on the dining table, but when the assassin turns Harley over, He realizes she sprayed ketchup everywhere. Harley shoves the knife into his chest and demands to know who he works for. Before he can say who, Nick shoots him in the head and says he was avenging Grandma. He explains the assassin was there to kill him, not Harley.
As the EMTs take Grandma's body away, Harley figures that Nick has been gambling again. Nick admits that he took out a loan from the Mob, and says that it isn't Harley's problem and he'll try to reason with the Mob. He figures that the last memory Harley will have of him is doing the right thing, and Harley says that she'll go with him to keep him from screwing things up so they kill Sharon next.
Nick goes to the Mama Macaroni Restaurant and meets with the Mob. Harley takes out the guard and demands to know which of them killed Grandma. The mobsters recognize her and she tells them to forgive Nick's debt or she'll kill them all. The Mob insist they're providing a vital community service and then open fire on Harley. Harley takes cover and Nick gives her gymnastics directions. Following them, Harley takes out the mobsters and sticks the landing, and Nick says he never should had her take a dive.
As they hug, the chef opens fire with a Gatling gun. Nick and Harley take cover, but a bullet takes off Nick's thumb. Harley takes out the chef with a broken bottle to the throat, and Nick gives her a double thumbs up even though he's missing a thumb.
Frank wakes up in a car in the middle of the desert, and Chaz runs out of a nearby building with crooks chasing him. Chaz gets in and drives off, and explains that he stole hallucinogenic honey because he's diversifying. He licks the honey and drives the car, explaining that they're in Mexico and right next to New Jersey. Chaz passes out and Frank drives the car to New Jersey.
At the factory, Gus tells Ivy that Harley has been texting non-stop. Ivy asks for her phone, saying that she's going to text Harley goodbye, but Gus figures she's going to text Harley to rescue her. He advises Ivy to break off the toxic friendship and texts Harley back.
Back at the Quinzel home, Nick describes what Harley did to Sharon and how he was proud of her. Sharon insists that Nick has changed, and says that it's sad to see Harley going the next day. Gus texts pretending to be Ivy and gives Harley the finger, and Harley tells her parents that there's no one waiting for her in Gotham. She's glad they can all be there together, and there's a knock at the door. It's Grandpa with a bottle of wine. He heard Harley was in town and Grandma is dead, so he has two reasons to celebrate.
As Grandpa says that he's been diagnosed with high blood pressure and he doesn't have long, an assassin shoots him through the chest. Harley throws silverware at the assassin and they fight hand-to-hand, and Harley finally kills her with a steak knife. She figures the Mob is never going to stop, but is going to keep her family safe. Nick shoots her in the side and apologizes, but notes there was a $1 million bounty on her. He tipped off the second assassin to get the finder's fee, but Harley killed her.
Sharon yanks the knife out of the assassin and tells Harley that she tried to get her daughter her to change her life but she never did. People spit at them at the grocery store because they're Harley's parents. Harley cauterizes her wound with a tea kettle, dodges Nick's bullets, and argues with her mother. She uses the assassin's body as a shield then grabs Nick, and Nick says that he thought she'd understand because she's a criminal like him. Harley insists that she's nothing like Nick and hides.
Nick goes after her sand says that Harley turned on her crew just like he turned on Harley. When Harley disarms him and says her crew left her, Sharon comes out and says that they left because Harley was with Joker. Nick pulls Harley down, and Harley grabs an Exacto-knife and puts it to Nick's throat. Sharon begs her not to kill her father, and Nick says that family doesn't kill each other.
Disgusted, Harley shoves Nick away, says that they're not her family, and they're not worth her killing them. She walks out and collapses on the sidewalk, and Frank pulls up as Harley passes out.
Harley wakes up in the car and hallucinates Dr. Harleen says that she couldn't have known that Harley's parents would try to kill her for a million-dollar bounty. When Harley says that Ivy hates her, Frank tells her that he's only there because Ivy said she needs Harley and has been captured. Shocked, Harley tells Frank to step on it and they head for Gotham.
At the factory, Scarecrow arrives to harvest Ivy and injects her with purple fluid from a syringe. After a moment, Ivy passes out.
At the Legion HQ, Bane discovers that Joshua put out a bounty to kill Harley. The boy finally admits that Harley ruined his bar mitzvah so he plotted revenge, and Bane tells him that the Legion credit card is for emergencies only. Bane says that he should always pay for hits in cash, tells Joshua he's already taken care of it, and bends it in half. Joshua admits that he was just being impulsive, and Bane says that the road to maturity is a long one. He trips over a conference chair and throws it out the window.
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