- [first lines]
- [Little Luke is inside the barn trying to get his dog to perform tricks in front of Grampa and Luke]
- Little Luke: Come on, Mac! Up, boy, up! Here's some candy, Mac! Come on, Mac!
- [Mac ignores Little Luke's commands, and Grampa and Luke begin to walk away]
- Little Luke: Wait! Watch Mac do this trick. Go get the ball, Mac!
- [Little Luke tosses a ball, and Mac continues to ignore him]
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: Maybe he's part setter, and just wants to set.
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: The best way to get a woman's respect is not to ask 'em to do it, tell 'em to do it!