- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'd like to take a bath in whatever magical ointment they just put on my hands, because they're the only thing that doesn't hurt. It's not going to scar, is it?
- Dr. Jennifer Keller: Chicks dig scars.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Not the chicks I dig.
- Colonel Samantha Carter: You're doing great, Rodney. You're doing just great!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: No, great is a beach with a fiber optic hook-up. This? This is complete agony!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Ever since that whole jumper thing a couple of years ago I've been very bad with tight spaces.
- Colonel Samantha Carter: Please that's nothing I was stuck in a transporter with ZELENKA for 3 hours now that's hard.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What are you saying, you don't like Zelenka?
- Colonel Samantha Carter: No I just, it... it was just more claustrophobic than this.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah but that's not what you said, you emphasized Zelenka you said being stuck with Zelenka for 3 hours like that was the hard part.
- Dr. Jennifer Keller: Did kinda sound that way.
- Colonel Samantha Carter: Look...
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You can say you don't like him that's fine I don't like him.